She Wacom On My Tablet Till I Draw

best praise comment i’ve seen so far was “are these the antifa super soldiers i’ve heard so much about”

every song that became popular exlusively from tiktok will be on youtube on a random music account and will be lauded in the comments by people who have apparently never heard music before

i’m in the parking lot, going band for band with applebees

i’m starting to think i won’t get to wittness a trump v desantis debate which is sad, but probably for the better :/

tech bro stuck on the freeway in a phone call be like: “traffic is bearish today, boss”

i’m cranking 90s in the spirit realm hittin trick shots on lost prophets

showin up to the function with 17 rounds of chemotherapy

i think the old-fashioned top-loading washers and dryers make love but these new electronic ones only fuck.

the herds of machines in laundromats are merely cattle and can’t comprehend the warmth of a lovers arms.

laundromat vending machines like holding hands.

i think that guy from the saw movies would respect disability resource center accommodations

“in order to rick-roll others, one must first rick-roll themselves.”

who backshots the backshotters?