Anxious Pirates Be Like “arrr U Mad At Me?”

she brush on my Z till i’m textured

she dask on my array until i chunk

can’t wait to booze cruise in the jetsons family car tonight.

someone is afraid to use their toes

I'm feeling primal, I should devour a Costco rotisserie chicken with my hands

she feed me that glucose analog till my lacoperons express their proteins

i honest to god saw a tourist with their kid on a leash today. absolutely disgusting degeneracy.

just food for thought, you know?

how it feels to have a relaxing midweek walk through a field outside ur job in the foothills

a dragonfly landed on my fishing rod!!!1!1!!! suicide postponed!!!!1!1!!