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HELLO, THIS

get you a man who will break down his own door when he hears your little sister shouting emergency

ALSO

I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH 

Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!

Get it from

Scarleteen

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

trans men:

are men

dont have to bind, change their pronouns/name, take t, or have any surgeries

dont have to dress or act masculine

can be any sexuality

are still men

Dabi protection squad!!

When people forget there’s more to shipping characters than just the sex.

Emimike Youtubers AU

The Crispino twins have a famous Youtube channel where they explain and talk about Italian culture and language

Emil has a vlog channel where he posts his adventures travelling and doing extreme sports

His next trip is scheduled to be in Italy, where he’s going to climb the Alps (and vlog about it, of course)

Because he likes researching the places he’s about to visit, he starts looking around for Italian Youtube channels

He stumbles upon a “Things foreigners do in Italy that you shouldn’t do”

He watches the full 15 minutes video without understanding a word because all he can do is look at the beautiful boy with light brown hair and violet eyes and the most beautiful and cute Italian accent he’s ever heard

He hastily writes them an email explaining he’ll be in Italy soon and he’d love to do collab videos with them

Thank god Sara reads the email (Michele would have just trashed it without even reading it)

She actually follows Emil’s channel sometimes and thinks he’s a really fun guy and collab’ing with him might bring them a lot of new followers

She accepts and books a room for her and Michele in the Alps in the same hotel where Emil will be staying 

She doesn’t tell Michele anything until two days before they need to leave

Michele is furious but tags along anyway

He regrets it right away when he finds out he’s afraid of heights and he has to climb a fucking mountain

Emil encourages him, tells him it’s perfectly safe

They of course vlog the whole thing that will eventually be edited and posted to Emil’s channel

They manage to get through the day without any of them getting hurt, but Michele is fucking pissed because Sara had a lot of fun and he thinks she might be developing feelings towards this guy

What does she even see in him

The next day they all head back to Napoli

Emil and Sara talk the whole time and it’s clear they hit it off

Michele is ready to punch a wall

Emil brings them flowers and chocolates when he gets to their house to film the video that will be posted to the twins’ channel

He has to pronounce Italian words and sentences and Michele bitches about every little mistake he makes

(their followers think it’s hilarious and it’s just a persona Michele has built for himself for their channel’s sake, but in fact he’s really like that)

Emil has to go back to the Czech Republic

Michele feels something that if he was a little bit less of a dork he would identify as “regret over being so pissy the whole time and not trying to spend some quality time with the beautiful Czech boy”

The followers of both channels come together to create a new joined fandom because they didn’t miss the way Emil looked at Michele the whole time with those puppy eyes and they ship it hard

Emil and Michele are both oblivious about this, but Sara finds a fanart of them and starts following what people on tumblr are saying

She doesn’t actually want to read fanfiction about her own twin being fucked by Emil (though she occasionally reads some of the fluffy stuff), but she makes an incognito sideblog where she shares all Emimike content (that’s the official ship name) because honestly she ships it hard

(and it’s not like she was ever interested in Emil herself since she prefers girls)

After a few months Emil finds out about people shipping them and he retweets a sfw fanart of them holding hands and captions it “big mood”

Emimike shippers absolutely lose their shit

Sara shows it to Michele and he just about drops dead on the spot

The next morning Emil shows up at their door and Sara leaves them to talk 

When she gets back after two hours (which she thought should have been enough), she hears Michele and Emil and they’re very much not talking

She leaves again as soon as she realizes what’s happening

Months later Emil posts a video called “We’re engaged!”

this took so long bc i was too busy listening to vocaloid THROWBAX

Can we stop calling pairings between literally someone such as a 17 year old dating someone who’s 18 or 19 years old pedophile? There’s a difference between an older person preying on someone too young to even know what sex is and a relationship between people who just happen to be over and under 18.

me, introducing people to my blog: here at my blog, we like to keep the gay to the maximum

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

My childhood was pretty gay.

Liana and Alexa from Barbie and the Diamond Castle are in love and here’s the proof

So, a bit of background first. I used to be obsessed with the Barbie movies when I was younger, just like everybody else my age. From time to time, I catch myself re watching a few of them, such as the Magic of Pegasus and Mermaidia, which were my favorites. However, last night I decided to go for a different one, and I’m glad I did. I only watched Barbie and the Diamond Castle once when I was a kid. My scarce recollection of it was about two girls who sold flowers and ate bread from their cabinets and eventually found a castle in a lake. But, upon re watching it, I now understand that it is so much more. 

I started taking notes originally just as a joke, but I’m actually 100% serious at this point. Also, it’s probably easiest to understand this if you are at least somewhat familiar with the movie, or you could watch it alongside my notes as I will be going in chronological order. But you do you.

My interpretation of Liana and Alexa’s relationship as more than just friends is under the read more because this is going to get really long. My notes were 1.1k words, but this is about 3k words. Also, expect too many commas, italics, and low quality pictures.

Seguir leyendo

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Canada.

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

This is how I hold a pen in case you were wondering

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

Art.

when u try to write a 1115 fanfic but too sleepy to actually write it properly

‘Why does everyone think I’m gay??“ Uno whined, as he kept making weird gay noises

he rolled to jyugo, expectin a legit answer from that sensitive lil shit, but all juuGO did was showin an annoying smirk

"I dunno, ask hajime”

“it’s like u ask me to kill myself” uNO is anGERY, he stood uP fRom his sEat then leans closer to his future babejyu motherfucking go “Hun let’s find out now”

as an inexperienced angsty teenager, jyugois le surprised when uno put his hand around him

jyugo is no gay. at least he thought he no gay

but uno’s sudden hug made him realize

hE gaY 4 UunO

“bitch dont” jyugo refused, pushed uno 2 kilometers away- breaking the door and the walls with his inhuman supapawaa

“bABE WHY’” Uno YyellEd agAiN

“i duNNO” jyUgO anSweREd

they can see hajimeme coming from da west side of da building, carrying his loli little brother-

oh u thought he was a she?

bitch pls

“KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER” MitsUrU appeRed ouTtA nowhere with his mic screaming bullshit

nIkO and rOkkU WEreDErE the whole timE, waITING FOR SUM YAOI BULLSHIT, SCREMS “JUST FUCK ALREADY”

“gUYS NO I THOUGHT THIS STORY IS GONNA BE HEARTWARMING” unO whIneD ONcE agAIN, tRYIn to gET uP from JyugO’s bitch pusH

“THIS iS nAnbAKa, YOOOOO” mITSUrUThrew his mic to uno sexy face makes hem bleeds every whiere

“I HAte yOu guYS” UNO SSCREaMS

“wELL wE hAtE yOu TOO”

uno, crying “wHAT?”

to his supurais, turois is stand dere, feelin he’s the sexiest motherfucker alive

which is not

the sexiest motherfucker is donaldduck

“This fight is pathetic. I won’t even consider this as a fight. It’s just a silly love quarrel.” turois being a fucking genious once again

“maMA TROISE hELP JYUGO REJECTED MEEEE” unoscremliek a lil biatch

“Hush, don’t worry, child. You know what to do.” mama tururuoispattedsuno’s bleeding coconut head “fuCKING THROW A BOMB AT HIM” turuoiS gAve sUm bOmBAS

“mOM NO”

“MOM YES”

“thAT’S IT IM CALLING GRANDMA AND PAPI”

“SHIT DONT CALL THEM”

“HOneYYYyYYyy, kIJI-SanNNNNNn”

“chILD NO THEY’LL DISOWN ME IF THEY KNOW I PLAY WITH FIRE”

jyugo woke up, thinking how the fuck did he pass out by pushin some bitchy boi bit nvm dat this is motherfucking nanbaka

“holy shit” jyugo says. “I gotta save uno” he says

but then he realizes he gayed

da thing is he wanna savsunO as a fwend but he had this ‘burning’ feelin inside him when he thinks of uno

musashi get out

“oh shit I’m gay” he snapped

hE TURNS HIS FUCKNGH ARMS TO MOTHEEFUCKING BLADES AND THE N TWEY CHOWPPED THEIR FCUKING HAIRS THEYALL GO BALD EXWCEPT UNO

AND HAJIMEME

“back off bitches” he sassED “datsmai boi ur messing with”

“ohshit” says everyone

hajimem is dere, crying, why the fuck am I bald from the start, he mumbles

“move, I’m gay” jyugo the petty motherfucker pushed hajime away

hajims wanna pumchs his backu but he too amaZeD by jyugo’s motherfucking reD sparkles

jyugo is in front of another sexy motherfucker, uno

“you, me, bed, now”

and then they fucked and it was beautiful.

Osoro: Is it true you beat up Ayano?

Umegi: Yeah

Osoro: You shouted at her?

Umegi: Yeah.

Osoro: You called her a wimp?

Umegi: Yeah…

Osoro: … have a biscuit son.

Umeji, fondly: Osoro sometimes talks in her sleep, it’s adorable

Osoro, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… I think the fuck not…

I have no idea how to breathe after making this

A sort-of sequel to this

“That character can’t be trans, because ____”

“They have a higher/lower pitched voice!” Voice pitch doesn’t indicate gender. Some boys/men have higher pitched voices and some women have lower pitched voices, whether or not they’re trans. Trans people, usually adults, can also go through vocal training to make their voices higher/lower. Another thing to consider is that for younger characters, all voices are pretty high pitched. Young boys can often sing soprano in choirs and there’s a reason young cartoon boys are often voiced by teenage girls.

“We’ve seen them shirtless/in a bra!” Shirtless trans boys: If they are younger, puberty might not have kicked in yet, so they have a flat chest. For older boys who would have gone through/are going through puberty, they could just have small breasts, took/are taking puberty blockers, or are taking T. Any boy who is 18+ may have gotten top surgery. Trans girls with bras: This mostly applies to teenage/adult characters. They could be wearing a water bra/stuffed a bra/bra with padding. Again, they could also be taking hormones or have had top surgery done.

“They’re too young/too old to be trans!” You are never the wrong age to realize you’re trans. Young kids can know as soon as they are developed enough to actually think/process things. For older people, they might have not realized what they were feeling was something significant/not just a random thought or that it is okay to be trans until recently. It could also be that they transitioned some time before, maybe when they were young, maybe not. This is a really weak argument.

“The creator said they weren’t trans!” It really doesn’t matter. If the creator of a show says they’re not trans then they aren’t trans in canon, but that won’t stop us from imagining these characters as trans. Part of being in a fandom is recreating the characters and showing them to others in a new light, that might not be canon, but honestly who cares? A lot of artists and writers can show our favorite characters as trans in a good/cool way while not making that the whole idea of the work. As long as the original traits of the character aren’t lost, it’s fantastic. Getting upset for this reason is like getting upset because someone colored a person’s hair the wrong shade of brown.

“I don’t want my favorite characters to be trans!” Congrats, you’re transphobic.  I’d also like to point out that just because you don’t really agree with/can’t see a character being trans doesn’t really make you transphobic. In fact, I even have trouble seeing some characters as trans. But if it makes you cry cis tears/makes you mad to see trans people have fun/don’t like the idea of rubbing our little trans hands all over it, you are transphobic.

Any other bullshit reason I don’t give a shit, any character can be trans and we don’t need reasoning to think that.

Also take into consideration characters who haven’t realized their trans/haven’t come out yet and don’t present as their actual gender 

Danny Fenton is trans. Fight me.

No drawings today or any other time soon.

TUMBLR WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

THE BIGGEST FOREST RESOURCES OF THE PLANET ARE BURNING AND YOU BE LIKE

OH

IT'S RUSSIA, SO NO BIG DEAL :)))

You ask for reblogs every time some shit happens in America or Europe, hell, you even cared about Notre Dame and Greece forests burning. WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT SIBERIA DYING IN FIRE

OH RIGHT, YOU CAN WATCH SHIT ABOUT ONE OF OUR TRAGEDIES IN TV SHOW, BUT WHEN ANOTHER TRAGEDY THIS BIG HAPPENS RIGHT FUCKING NOW - YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PRETEND IT ISN'T HERE

MOST OF OUR COUNTRY IS ALREADY COVERED IN SMOKE, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME WHEN IT WILL REACH MOSCOW AND FURTHER CITIES, BIG PARTS OF OUR FORESTS ARE ALREADY GONE IN FIRE, ANIMALS ARE DYING HERE

AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST? WE CAN'T EVEN FORCE OUR GOVERNMENT TO USE ANY. FUCKING. FORCES. AGAINST FIRE

MOST OF OUR PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT, BECAUSE OUR TV DOESN'T SPEAK ABOUT IT

AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS DO? RIGHT, YOU REMAIN SILENT. BECAUSE IT'S NOT CLOSE TO YOU. BUT LET ME TELL YOU THAT - IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME WHEN IT WILL AFFECT YOU, TRUST ME.

Look at this. If those photos don't affect you, you can shove your pathetic posts about saving our eco system deep into your ass.

There is nothing can be done without help and talking about it. And yes, it's this time when it's really YOUR duty to share this information with everyone. You can hate us. Many of our problems got silenced just because world doesn't care. But trust me, when all of our forests will die in a fire, you will be the next one to go.

Today I used this blog to speak, and if you don't like it - fuck you. But the next time you will post shit about global warming, social/economic problems, etc. - remember the time you ignored a problem this big and go fuck yourself.

So true.

Hewwo fowwowers

Sooo..I heard you wanted…..ship starter packs ;0

Colorcode:

Colorclash:

Colorcrack:

It’s pretty obvious a multishipper, but I love making fun of things I like,

Anyways! I’m glad y'all wanted to see these. Pls don’t cause drama smol fetus children. I’m not up for dealing with that

Both three.

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan