Kales | She/her | 20I thrive on angst*miraculous fandom* I return every 2 months
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Why is ladybug still able to give Alya her miraculous when her identity was technically revealed in miracle queen... someone pls explain this to me 😭😭 like ????
insp.
- and jean, i’ll let you know that this christmas i wouldn’t at all prefer to be at home and i’m really not guiltripping you at all.” - pizza hut ladybug and her holiday bonus powerup
merry christmas buggies <3
(both jean and pizza hut lady bug knew that she was there only for the bonus rates)
Wayzz sleeping in a chat noir match box... season 1: origins
chat starts Shit Talking Sundays bc there are some days when chat just needs to talk about how dumb his dad is being and ladybug needs to scream about this bratty bully in her history class
on days when they’re bored, they’ll board the metro in costume and ride it for a few stops purely for the shock value
chat finds out ladybug can’t whistle and spends every available opportunity trying to teach her
cn: *squishes her cheeks between his hands* you’re not pursing your lips enough and your tongue isn’t positioned correctly, try again
lb: my tongue is sitting in my mouth what do you mean it’s not positioned correctly i don’t ???????
joint naps during patrols are very much a thing bc these kids never sleep between school and akuma attacks. sometimes, if you’re lucky, you’ll find ladybug snoring on a rooftop with chat noir laid on top of her, drooling on her shoulder
when patrols get boring, ladybug will hop on chat noir’s back, make him shut his eyes, and act as his eyes while they try to patrol the city before switching places. they don’t talk about that time chat was laughing too hard to warn ladybug about the ledge and they almost fell off a roof.
hide and seek games that last literally hours
they both cheat and bring their phones to stalk social media tags and see if anyone’s posted tips and/or sightings of them so that they can find the other
chat’s really good at massages so sometimes he’ll work out the kinks in ladybug’s shoulders when they have downtime bc “wow you carry so much tension in your neck please tell me you’re not hunched over your desk all day”
the eiffel tower is their honorary “it’s 3am and we can’t sleep” meeting place.
they’ll often drop into parks and playgrounds and join with some of the neighborhood kids on games of tag, frisbee, and football
they have a going scoreboard for their impromptu arm wrestling competitions. last they checked the score was 32-35 with ladybug in the lead.
they each have their own personal lists of dumb/funny things that the other has said
chat’s list of things ladybug has said: “sleep isn’t a thing you know. they lied to you. it’s not real,” “you ever wonder if i can spin a web with my yoyo?” “can lucky charm conjure me an A for this physics test tomorrow?” “i almost had my cat-eye eye liner perfect today before that akuma appeared and messed me up like that proximity to perfection might never happen again.”
ladybug’s list of things chat has said: “is there a place where we can borrow a microwave? i wanna see what happens if i use cataclysm on it,” “memes are like the dysfunctional family you didn’t ask for but didn’t know you needed,” “im like terrified an akuma attack is gonna happen when i’m in the shower while im naked and vulnerable,” “if i extend my staff long enough, do you think it’ll reach space?”
Sorry Adrien that’s my phone...
we don’t appreciate kim enough he’s just a walking shitpost
- claimed to be able to run faster than a panther
- he can stick his toe in his ear… and demonstrated it onscreen for us…
- just falls asleep in meditation classes bless him
- the entire city got flash-flooded within seconds so he just.. jumped straight in the water? because he felt like it? good grief
- and then a frickin evil yandere mermaid kidnapped him and he was just like yeah sure I’ll snog her
- (and then got distracted by thinking about a sharknado ripoff like seriously wtf was the syren episode)
- in the despair bear scene when sabrina was possessed and running after chloe, kim was basically like “if you want to brush her hair then yOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME FIRST” omg child
- oh and he thought he could outrun someone who was on rollerskates… and was a very sore loser when he lost… what even goes through his brain
- doesn’t know what a metaphor is. bear in mind his closest friend is smart enough to have built a sentient robot.
- did I mention him wanting to race a panther, I can’t get over how wild that was
- he just shows off about everything all the time just watch him in the background of like animan and zombizou and basically every other episode
- oblivious dumb dork, he could give adrien a run for his money
- did you notice that in copycat he saw marinette sneaking the phone into adrien’s bag? he knows. kim knows.
- ugh how could I forget he offered to teach a robot how to swim by kicking its arms and legs like a frog – a robot, who is allergic to water and only has one arm and that’s it
- when he took off his swimming cap his hair just sprung right back into perfection formation instantly it was great
- what an absolute ledge
He's a model
So adrien is shorter than luka....
Christmas Ladybug!
Also I have an Instagram now! @/stucktothestatusno
Happy Ladrien June 2019.
But like why did chat blanc take place in the VSCO dimension?
imagine the gorilla landing a hit on hawkmoth like this
What are your favorite marichat headcanons?? I need some marichat positivity today 😔
KDFJSLKFJLFJ THAT’S A MOOD RN FREN 😭
some of these are pretty basic/common but most of these are ones that i either made up just now on the spot or that i have been planning to use in fics that i may or may not ever write so this is your EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW lmao
they use a messaging app that hides their phone numbers to protect chat’s identity. he’s saved her as “princess.” she’s saved him as “kitty.”
he brings her a pink rose every time he visits because he gets them with every meal at nome and he’s like “well it’ll go to waste otherwise and marinette’s favorite color is pink sooooo…” and now she has a whole vase full of them in her room
the first time she invited him into her room he immediately went bright red and was like, “uhhhh i know i may come off as, ah, roguish? but i am REALLY not the climb-in-through-a-girl’s-window-in-the-middle-of-the-night type” and then marinette gets all blushy and awkward too and is waving her hands desperately going, “noooo that’s not what I meant at all!!” and he’s like “i know but it just doesn’t seem,,,,very gentlemanly sakjfalsd” and they’re both just blushing profusely and not making eye contact for like 4 minutes until chat mumbles, “i better go” and vaults away. plagg makes fun of him mercilessly when he gets home.
for a while after that they keep their hangouts strictly to the balcony. marinette put an extra chair out there just for him.
eventually though they move past the awkwardness because they know it’s 1000% Not Like That and they totally trust each other and plus it’s really cold outside and they’re good friends now and it’s fine
marinette sneaks down to the bakery to get treats for them all the time
sometimes they have video game tournaments, which marinette always wins, but chat always brings up the ONE time he beat her (because she fell asleep while they were playing)
they also have movie marathons. sometimes they watch the animated ladybug movie and chat always makes fun of the chat noir voice actor and marinette’s like “stop! adrien did a good job!” and chat’s like “no he didn’t i sound NOTHING like that and honestly im personally offended by this atrocious performance” (because he secretly likes hearing her defend him hehehe)
they have a secret knock for the skylight even though it’s totally unnecessary because it’s not like anyone else is ever at her window lol
sometimes he takes her out onto different rooftops just so they can enjoy the view together and talk with a change of scenery
marinette has a hidden photo album on her phone full of all the dumb selfies they take together
since marinette doesn’t know chat’s birthday, she’ll sometimes randomly given him a present for his “maybe birthday.” always something homemade and thoughtful.
one time she gives him a lucky charm like the one she gave adrien “because ladybug shouldn’t be the only one with a lucky charm! :)” chat is just overwhelmed by how thoughtful it is and he’s thinking “NOW I HAVE TWO 🥺🥺🥺” but this one’s even more special because she designed it specifically for him
she’s embarrassed to show him at first but she made a matching one for herself and that is the story of how marinette and chat noir have matching BFF charm bracelets
chat ADORES his but he can never wear it as adrien because marinette would recognize it and he can’t really wear it as a bracelet when he’s suited up bc of his weird cuff things so he hangs it from his belt instead
maybe, because it’s so important to him, and because we know that the magic of the miraculous creates a costume based on what the wearer subconsciously wants, the lucky charm becomes part of the costume. as in, whenever he’s transformed it’s already there. so that way he always has his adrien lucky charm when he’s adrien and always has his chat lucky charm when he’s chat. purrhaps :3
they get andre’s ice cream and it’s chocolate and strawberry with chocolate ears 🥺 (that’s what we decided right? haha)
the more they get to know each other the more they notice little specific things about each other.
for example, marinette notices how chat’s jokes are so stupid but they always make her smile. How even though his eyes look like a cat’s they’re also so expressive and human. His soft smile. The way his hair bounces when he shakes his head. The way he cocks his head when he’s listening. They way his voice almost sounds like a purr when he’s sleepy. how beneath all the ridiculous bravado he puts on, he’s really sweet and pretty modest. how he’s so energetic and a ton of fun to be around, but deep down he’s lonely and sad and sometimes it leaks through. how he’s the most loyal person she knows and she knows he’d do anything for her—not just as ladybug but as marinette too.
Chat notices how marinette bounces up and down when she’s excited. how she scrunches her nose up when she’s concentrating. how her bangs swoosh whenever she moves. how she’s so expressive with her face and voice and hand movements (and he loves listening to her talk). how she’s actually really cheeky and confident and can effortlessly deflect a joke right back to him. how she can figure out any puzzle she puts her mind to. how she’s even more crazy talented than he realized with designing and drawing. how she’s happy-go-lucky but also stressed and tired and worried, with a weight on her shoulders he can’t quite figure out. how she puts SO much effort into making the people she loves happy, including him—not just as adrien but as chat noir too.
sometimes they both feel a little guilty because they know more about the other person than they should and they have to pretend like they don’t know each other as well in their other personas. marinette knows that chat’s favorite color is orange, but ladybug doesn’t. chat knows that marinette hates tomatoes, but adrien doesn’t. they have to be careful not to let anything slip that they shouldn’t know and sometimes it stresses them out and they wonder if getting this close and blending the two sides of their lives together was a good idea after all. but they always arrive back at the conclusion that their friendship is one of the best things they have and they wouldn’t trade it for anything.
one night they’re on the balcony just sitting in comfortable silence. she’s leaning her head on his shoulder. “marinette,” he whispers, “I think you’re my best friend.” she doesn’t answer for a while. he thinks she’s fallen asleep. but then … “I think you’re my best friend too.” and then, after a pause, “don’t tell alya.”
ok im out of ideas now but thanks for the ask! (sorry it ended up being so long lskfdjajks) that was fun!! :3 i love this ship sm and i love thinking of these little possibilities and tidbits because we’ll never get to see any of it on the show CRY
Natalie really gave adrien false hope by giving him Marinette gift in bubbler.
In the episode we saw how Gabriel straight up ignored him on his birthday and only said something to him when Adrien did something wrong. And Natalie giving him that gift made him think that his father really cared about him smh. Gabriel also gave him false hope because he lied to Natalie about asking her to get a gift.
Nino did not wear the bubbler’s tacky outfit for you guys to act like Luka is Adrien’s bff
Are we gonna talk about how our hero squad had their identities revealed in miracle queen? Alya and Nino were training so hard and they just got exposed.
I feel like everyone is saying adrien needs his happiness, but I feel like everyone just needs to let him be sad and feel the way he wants for once and let his emotions go. He is always forced into be happy around everyone and it’s probably so tiering, everyone just needs to let our boi relax. He’s always pressured into being happen like the expectations from everyone else that he is always happy and that he can’t be any other way. 😔 He has to let go of all his bottled up emotions before he can be happy.
YESS! I never new I needed this in my life until now.
Chat Noir recreating Tom Holland's Umbrella
That would be everything, it needs to happen!! It would also be the perfect symbolism for his relationship with Marinette/Ladybug. Imagine a post-reveal, love square canon where Chat does this as an act of love. Ladybug doesn’t know if she should laugh or faint.
Just in case you guys were wondering, YES! I do art. Epic isn’t it, I’ve been trying to draw chat blanc but he is kinda hard to draw had to get the right expression. (Open it for better quality)
Chat noir: You spend way to much time on your phone, you know that?
Alya: ok boomer
Lowkey why is kagami so cute (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)
they are so beautiful
Petition to make gorilla Adriens new father
LOOK WHAT HE DID! THIS IS DISGUSTING! SOMONE CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ON GABRIEL! HE DID THIS TO HIS SON AND MARINETTE FOR AN AKUMA! This is a new low, he literally forced marinette to break up with him and made him cry. Nah. I hope Gabriel can catch hands just like he catches butterflies.
The fact that chat was the literal last one on earth is so sad. He was just sitting their mumbling to himself! MY POOR BABY 😭 he was so lonely 😭
Gabriel: my son is chat noir!! 🤯
Not even 0.2 seconds later: 😏 boutta akumitize and torture him
LIKE WHAT WHAT KIND OF FATHER BS IS THIS!!