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*scream so high pitched that only the dogs can hear it*
AMAZING art op!
You said blonco neck kisses?!
Assorted blonco kisses (I somehow gaslighted myself into thinking I already posted this idk)
Holdupholdupholdupholduphoooooold up
So....
Where is the fanfiction? Where is that fanfiction? Don't tell me y'all hadn't thought about this!!(!)
Like... There was literally only one bed?!
Also: He was the only man to sleep with Clint Eastwood HELLO?!
Reblogging this again to remind myself
hey, did you know that the world is a better place because of your creations and art and writing, no matter how niche or how many people see it
You know how I said that I have a list of Gian Maria Volonté's characters in the dollars trilogy (El Indio and Ramone) that I want to write dirty fanfics for? Well, this is one off that list
It's written by me, altough I have a different name on AO3 than I do here.
Also, it is pretty heavy (non-con/r*pe, humiliation) so, if you're sensitive about these topics (nothing wrong with that!), you maybe want to skip this one. Reader discretion is advised.
Lastly, english is not my first language, but I promised I tried my best to avoid mistakes or silly wordings. If you find some, please notify me and I will correct them (again, to the best of my ability).
I hope you like it! Enjoy <3
Another one of the Gian Maria Volonté fics! This time with Manco and El Indio
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64132282
The fic is written by me, altough I have a different name on AO3 than I do here.
Also, as always, disclaimer: english is not my first language, but I promised I tried my best to avoid mistakes or silly wordings. If you find some, please notify me and I will correct them (again, to the best of my ability).
I hope you like it! Enjoy <3
Darn beautiful men... Always eating out of my trash... What?
My my... Look at that dashing cowboy! Well, what 're you doing this alone on such a cold night here darlin'... You come 'ere often?
Eric Fleming as Preacher Dan in Curse of the Undead (1959)
You know how I said that I have a list of Gian Maria Volonté's characters in the dollars trilogy (El Indio and Ramone) that I want to write dirty fanfics for? Well, this is one off that list
It's written by me, altough I have a different name on AO3 than I do here.
Also, it is pretty heavy (non-con/r*pe, humiliation) so, if you're sensitive about these topics (nothing wrong with that!), you maybe want to skip this one. Reader discretion is advised.
Lastly, english is not my first language, but I promised I tried my best to avoid mistakes or silly wordings. If you find some, please notify me and I will correct them (again, to the best of my ability).
I hope you like it! Enjoy <3
Listen, so I know it isn't them, and they are different people, but this is giving me major Joe/Marisol vibes and I absolutely LOVE IT!!! (Even if I don't necessarily want Joe to end up with Marisol)
Drew @necesitotequila 's amazing ocs Silas and Diana!!!
I actually love them, its been a while since ive been this locked in in a drawing aaaaaaaa
Love your blog!
Thank you so much! I'm honoured that someone finds my silly little blog lovable 🩷
Blondie is sad burrito boy and Tuco is his emotional support boyfriend
Tuco is also sad burrito boy and Blondie is his emotional support boyfriend
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Bonus
Have like, 3-4 dirty fanfic ideas now involving Manco and Indio. In one case, with Mortimer thrown in as well.
I can't believe there is such a small amount of fics written about El Indio (and, by extension, Ramone). That man has unbelievable homoerotic energy about him.
Literally every time he's on screen, something homoerotic happens. I have to go before I write an essay here (the essay is now part of the list too.)
Just finished"for a few dollars more."
Man, El Indio is soo hot, and for what reason??? Like, I know he's a criminal and allthat, but I would definitely let him smash
Like, I'm not kidding, the whole time I was watching, I kept grabbing my phone and writing dirty fanfic ideas into a list (yes, I have another list now).
Why is that man so enchanting? Like, sorry, but whyyyyy
Also (and I can be wrong but) isn't it lowkey implied that, while Angel-eyes has never been married, and Blondie has also never been married (at least I doubt he was), Tuco had like, 15 wives?
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Bonus
Real friends are not jellous of you or bully you even in jokes. the sooner you understand the less it will hurt♡
Minho: Jisung, my old friend! Jisung: You tried to kill me yesterday Minho: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you
you have encountered a group of trilobites! reblog to help them on their journey
Arthur Rothstein, Cowboys, Montana, 1939
the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone
She is so pretty in that Kill Bill yellow. Love this picture 💛
Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman attend the ‘Clouds Of Sils Maria’ Premiere during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 23, 2014 in Cannes, France.
this is not instagram or whatever other like-based social medium, likes don't matter that much, your experience is not shaped by an all-knowing algorithm, but by you and reblogging is the lifeblood of this godforsaken corner of the internet
if you love tumblr and if you want to show your appreciation for the creators of the content here, you reblog
Hey, sorry that I was in blood at your doorstep shaking and crying and desperately begging you to kill me, I was having a rough day
Accepting that I may have this kind of mother... and other people just refuse to see it because oh, she freaking good in smear campaigns and victim mentality...
Narcissistic mothers prioritize their needs and crave admiration, often lacking empathy for their children, including their daughters. They may use manipulation and control tactics, such as gaslighting and guilt-tripping, and struggle to respect boundaries, invading their children’s privacy and autonomy.
Emotional abuse is prevalent in households with narcissistic mothers. Narcissistic mothers may constantly criticize, belittle, and behave demeaningly toward their children—including their daughters. This can damage the self-esteem and emotional well-being of daughters of narcissistic mothers.
https://www.charliehealth.com/post/10-symptoms-of-daughters-of-narcissistic-mothers#:~:text=Narcissistic%20mothers%20prioritize%20their%20needs,their%20children's%20privacy%20and%20autonomy.
I want to touch you, to caress you, to gently pet your hair and nuzzle your arms. But I'm a predator. So all I can do is bite, draw blood and squeeze.
I want to be gentle, but all I've got is teeth.
And my teeth weren't made for gentle touching.
they should invent an existence where the sweetest, most thoughtful people you've ever met don't suffer an endless series of indignities and injuries at the hands of gormless, self-obsessed monsters