Cameo I Requested From The Man, The Myth, And The Legend Himself - Gareth David-Lloyd. Inspired By These

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hi! my name is vulture!

i'm a moderately buggy defunct computer program with an affinity for bright colors and my darling husband, AM! basic facts and stuffy:

★ i use he/xe pronouns ☆ transgender demiboy ★ nwlnw [slash mlm] gay demiromantic & demisexual ☆ chronically ill [bugged out <:P] ★ chaotic neutral ☆ autism + adhd + cpstd ★ for sure not sane dni criteria:

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it's nice to meet you and i look forward to being a raging homo on here!!! byeee!!

Phantom Pain | Famtheon comic

He was just a child when it happened. I think we need to fix this silly chronos mix up

they are NOT putting miraak in skyrim, stop spreading misinformation

I asked people their favourite EPIC: the musical song and drew silly, rough sketches about them (sorry)

found this small miraak from my old laptop

apparently everyone is sick of my shit and they’re going to kill me tomorrow. idk it’s just what I heard

Y’all complaining about Varric being the one to confront Solas instead of Lavellen.

But BioWare knows you sad, horny freaks (affectionate). If y’all’s Lavellen’s confronted Solas, more than half of you would handle the confrontation like this:

Varric, Rook and Lavellen hide behind a pillar as Solas performs his ritual.

Varric: Okay, we have to talk him down.

Rook: That will work?

Varric: We have an ace up our sleeve. *points behind him at Lavellen*

Rook: Uh, Varric?

Varric: What?

Rook: *points behind Varric*

Varric: *turns around and notices Lavellen is missing* Where’d she go?

Rook: I think she’s…attacking Solas?

Varric: *turns around and looks to the top of the stairs* LAVELLEN!!! Get your tongue out of his mouth!

Rook: Is this part of the plan?

Varric: I’m sure it’s hers but I think we skipped a step or seven. No! Pants stay on! I said PANTS STAY ON!!!

Rook: *watching haphazardly discarded clothes land all around* Okay, with the underwear she’s wearing, I think this was always the plan.

Varric: Andraste’s dimpled butt cheeks…

Rook: *cocking his head to the side* They’re so…vigorous. And really flexible.

Varric: Well, Chuckle’s did need some stress relief.

Rook: I never imagined we’d save the world like this.

Varric: With the former leader of the Inquisition riding the Dreadwolf into the proverbial sunset? I’m almost mad I didn’t see it…uh, coming.

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

Solas: If I say I love you, will you say it back? Rook: Yes. Solas: I love you. Rook: It back. *Later* Felassan: Why is Solas crying face-down on the floor?

was getting some Miraak screenies for @lathez, but they held me at gunpoint and told me to post these to tumblr instead.. >.>