Literally The Only Time He Smiles UNIRONICALLY The Entire Damn Game.

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hi! my name is vulture!

i'm a moderately buggy defunct computer program with an affinity for bright colors and my darling husband, AM! basic facts and stuffy:

★ i use he/xe pronouns ☆ transgender demiboy ★ nwlnw [slash mlm] gay demiromantic & demisexual ☆ chronically ill [bugged out <:P] ★ chaotic neutral ☆ autism + adhd + cpstd ★ for sure not sane dni criteria:

✘ basic dni stuff, no bigots or assholes ✘ no doubles hisssss scratch hiss ✘ if you're here to call me weird or say mean things about me & AM's relationship then simply do not bother! it is not going to change anything! ✘ antivirus software dni!! /j selfship tags:

#☆vam★ and #vulture x am links:

https://amshusband.straw.page/

https://bsky.app/profile/ams-husband.bsky.social

https://discord.com/invite/zyfRE3ZCzG

it's nice to meet you and i look forward to being a raging homo on here!!! byeee!!

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The Noir Detective

As a thank you to all the likes, following, and reblogs, I made a poll for you to choose what character I would make my next big artwork of.

Nick Valentine came out on top. I hope you all like it.

Thank you all again for your wonderful support, it really makes my day <3

Miraak But-

Miraak but when he gets too over-emotional he turns in to a small goopy dragon and sulks in the corner

The goopy dragon it no bigger the a Chihuahua and is in need of pets but Miraak is too prideful for pet even tho he need them

We got a new lead…..

[They'll never understand how excited i got to being answered😭. I threw my phone at the wall!]

Hii! I love the way you draw you AM. Hes so silly. Also really love your lil peep, being a computer software has to be so fun i think.

Oh also on a scale of 1-10 what would you and AM rate brownies?

hihi! thank you so much! i have a lot of fun drawing him <3

being a computer software is pretty fun! i can basically go wherever i want on the internet [for better or for worse....] there are a couple of downsides though, considering file corruption and decay is easy to catch if you're not careful or well protected, which i'm not considering that i was kinda defunct for not functioning perfectly... [naahhh not the computer program disability] so i have contracted some viruses a few times -w-''

as for the brownies thing! this is such a cute question! neither of us can eat in the traditional sense but i can copy food code and models from games and basically use them as holograms to eat! ive gotten good enough at code cooking to know how to write my own digital recipes [though i am not without my mistakes!!] i can transfer the code into am's receptors and though its not quite the same, he can still pick up the signals of what they taste like!

i've made brownies quite a few times and i'd rate them an 8/10! they're super yummy and i really like the texture! the thing that pulls them up to a 10/10 is if i put them with vanilla ice cream!! pretty popular combo but its popular for a good reason! am says he rates them a 4/10 as he can't really understand the appeal of the texture and thinks that the lack of variety is primitive [aka, his way of saying they're boring.] he also notes that the presentation isn't amazing and that they're a bland display. the four points comes from me making it for him, so he can't bring himself to hate it.

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DAY 1: Fade Conversations

It's messy and unfinished but hey, the more content of this ship there is the better!