CATSNEEZE - Sleep When You’re Dead 

@j-kylee XD

Lets Play: Guess That Ship!

Me: hey, life isn’t that bad. I’m actually doing pretty well :)

Minor inconvenience with like ten possible solutions: *happens*

My suicidal thoughts: okay, listen. I’ve figured it out. This will solve everything, I’m a genius. Now, listen closely… *whisperig* fucking die.

@j-kylee

when they ask you to read something thats not fanfiction

My Brain During The PSATs

Me: A fire alarm would be nice

Me: Smite me

Me: We'rE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

Me: Oh shit waddup!

Me: I wonder how many people in this room find me hot

Me: Lmao none

Me: Oh man I want a burger

Me: Oh shit DAB

Me: Would I get in trouble?

Me: *small dab*

Me: Fuck life's amazing

Me: Fuck I'm taking a test

Me: Fuck I hit my elbow

Me: Kill me please

Me: I can dig Elvis

Me: I caN DIG MY OWN GRAVE

Me: Ignore my tears fellow dumbasses

Me: LET'S GET DOWN THE BUSINESS

Me: TO PASS

Me: THIS TEST

Me: What's this? What's this?!

Me: There's numbers everywhere

Me: What's this?

Me: No seriously...what is this?

100 calorie egg drop soup!

You will need:

1 egg (75 cal)

1 cup of chicken broth (10 cal)*

1 tsp of cornstarch (15 cal)

1/4 tsp powdered ginger (0 cal)

salt to taste

pepper to taste

optional (but HIGHLY recommended): 1/2 tsp sesame oil (25 cal) (total recipe 125)

Instructions:

Whisk the egg and set aside. In a small pot, stir together broth, cornstarch, and ginger BEFORE TURNING ON THE HEAT! Make sure they are thoroughly combined. It will look cloudy, but that’s okay.

Bring the mixture to a light boil. While boiling, stir the mixture clockwise to form a whirlpool. Slowly poor the whisked egg into the swirling broth while continuing to stir. This is what makes the cool egg ribbons! Stir and let cook for around 30 seconds to a minute. Remove from heat and add sesame oil (if using), along with salt and pepper.

*i’m a vegetarian so I used vegetable broth, which worked perfectly fine!

when they ask you to read something thats not fanfiction

HEY, LISTEN UP

So like, I’m not sure if this is a common product known in the ED community (and if it is feel free to completely ignore this) BUT LIKE… I THINK I FOUND ONE OF MY NEW SAFE FOODS

THESE SUCKERS RIGHT HERE ARE SENT FROM THE HEAVENS I SWEAR TO GOD.

Get this, it’s 120 calories…. for 41 crackers?!

I am not even shitting you, look at this

And IF you do end up binging on the whole box (totally don’t recommend it but it happens to the best of us), it’s 420 calories! Not exactly low cal, but for binging on the whole entire box, that’s pretty good

I’m not even kidding, I ended up eating like 20 of these guys earlier and I totally expected to be filled with regret and shame but when I calculated it it was only 59 calories!!!! (In comparison: eating 20 of the Lays Original Chips would’ve been 213 calories)

And not only are they low cal, but they’re perfect if you’re having a chip/salty craving :)

Edit: Because I keep getting asked, I found these at my local Wal-Mart! I know you can also find these at Target or Amazon :)