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I am allergic to milk

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

I just want to know how much these audiences overlap

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*If you don't know what qualifies as "watching" (ie you're not done or have given up on the show), if you've watched season 1 to completion, then consider it as you’ve watched it.

Reblog for a stupid pickup line in your inbox on Valentines Day

250 likes!

It is almost Wednesday my dudes

If I hit 1,000 followers by the end of the month, I will do a high Ama (Ask me anything) Video. Spread the word so I can rebuild my dumb gay empire!!!

quick proportion tips

- eyeballs are an eyeball width apart - ears align with the top of your brows to the bottom of your nose, and are the center-point of a profile view - lip corners line up to the center of each eye - hands are roughly the size of your face - feet are the same size as your forearm - elbows are aligned with your belly-button - your hands reach down mid-length of your thighs - both upper and lower legs (individually) are roughly the same size as your torso  (this is all rough estimates for proportion! feel free to add more to help others)

HOW TO LOOSEN UP YOUR ART Tutorial done for a workshop! Hope you enjoy!

today's warm up: a well meaning ephemera vs a man regretting his husband's gift of flying lessons

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