Not Buying DD2 Until I See Him Pull Up

Some kid crying at the precinct?? You bet your shit Dick will juggle them.

Dick ‘I grew up in a circus’ Grayson can and will juggle anything that fits in his hands.

His brothers throwing things at him bc he will not move away from infront of the tv?? Catches them all and juggles them.

Bored doing a team meeting that he is not leading and everyone is just waisting time?? Wally and Roy throws things to him as he juggles them until the whole team is distracted enough that they stop talking.

Some villan throwing knifes at him?? You know it, catches that shit and juggles it.

Some kid crying at the precinct?? Officer Grayson is on the floor beside them teaching them how to juggle.

sory for sending yuo anon hayte

It wasn't even on anon you stupid bitch

Young Justice Headcanons (season 1)

• Wally, holding Doritos over his eyes: My names Robin! The boy wonder! And I have stupid triangle sunglasses!

• They keep a record of their “holohockey” (Robin came up with the name) games

• After they find out Captain Marvels true age, whenever he steps into the room they’re in, Robin and Wally chant “one of us”

• Since they don’t know Robins secret ID, the team starts calling him random R names: “Hey Rob!” “Wassup Robert?” “Fill me in Roberto.” “Richie! Stop your best friend from eating everything in the fridge!” “No, Rich you can’t fly the bioship.” “Richard! Don’t laugh at Conner.” “GASP! ROCKY! How DARE you accuse me of eating your sandwich!” and so on

• Morbid humor

• The way Conner found out Dicks name, was this one time Artemis yelled “Wally! Stop being such a dick!” And with his superhearing he overheard Robin mutter under his breath, “Little do you know, I AM Dick.”

• Robin and Artemis finishing every story or report with “hashtag, only in Gotham.”

• Kaldur quotes Kermit memes a lot. And I mean a LOT.

• Conner uses the excuse of, “I’m not even two yet!” When he wants to get out of something.

• “Conner, it’s your turn to cook dinner.” “But I’m not even two yet!” “You know wha- FINE!”

• Zatanna and Wally have fights about magic and science. Sometimes at 4am, in the kitchen, which is interrupted by a VERY upset Conner because, “Super hearing. Guys. SUPER. HEARING.”

• When Jason became Robin he had to deal with the team accidentally calling him random R names, only for them to just stare at him for a minute before apologizing. Even Dick called him “Ricardo” once before immediately backpedaling

• The OG team has inside jokes the new members are STILL trying to figure out. Not even Bart knows

• The OG team decided to stick with their schtick of calling Robins random names, but they couldn’t do random R names for Jason because that was Dicks thing, so they resorted to calling him the names of “edgy” characters: “Yo J.D! Where’s Nightwing?” “How’ve you been Nico di’Angelo?” “Alright Malfoy, what’s the plan?”

• After Jason died they could never watch Heathers, because damnit they had called him J.D.

• Nightwing called Tim “Dallas” once after he first joined and broke down in tears in the spot.

Cori’s Adventures in Seducing an Emo Nerd MASTERPOST

Chapters: 

1  -  2  -  3  -  4  -  5  -  6  -  7  -  8.1  -  8.2  -  8.3  -  Extra 1  -  9  -  10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15

WEBTOONS

TAPAS

bird watchers when they watch birds:

!!!! That amnesia ask is literally my favorite trope (so happy someone asked it) so I’m gonna need to ask a few more questions about it. In continuing the same scenario (no memory of MC at all), RO’s reactions if MC directly tells them they’re in a serious romantic relationship with them?

I love the amnesia trope so, so much! Thank you for asking 💚

Elle/Ezra: Does their best. Asks the MC how they should best go about this. Does the MC want to see E at all? Do they want to start where they left off? How can E make this as painless as possible? 

Oliver: This really freaks him out. Does not believe it. Avoids the MC for some time, before finally confronting it head on. Learns, eventually, to ask the MC direct questions. What was it like with us? Were we happy?

Sabine: Is immediately suspicious, but comes around eventually. Makes sure she talks to others who can confirm that story. Feels exceptionally sad when they all admit that she was very, very in love. 

Gage: Has no memory of being in a relationship, but is weirdly kind of proud of himself. Pats himself on the back. Good going, Gage, can’t believe you locked this one down. 

Thanks to Kirlett for making these and letting me share them 💙

The gif wasn’t loading so I just saw a line and was like “that’s not a fish,” so imagine my surprise when everyone was debating the ethics of the fish rather than its existence

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

mouse bites™

how would the ROs react if the MC were to randomly sit in their lap, somewhere public like the bonfire party? what about in private?

Assuming this is in the “not quite relationship” stage because I feel like it makes this more fun 😗

Ezra/Elle: Public and private would be about the same. E would put their arms around the MC’s waist or lean their head against their shoulder or back. They would try to contain their mild surprise, but love the comfort that comes with being this close to the MC. 

Oliver: In public, would be pleasantly surprised. This would get some looks that Oliver pretends not to notice. Feels a little proud, and then like a bit of a braggart, and tries to keep his expression neutral. In private would be equally surprised, but might actually dare to ask the MC what exactly they're doing. Desperately hopes they'll do it again. 

Sabine: Public and private are pretty similar. She takes it in stride. Lets her hands fidget by holding the MC’s hand or playing with their hair. If in public, Lets the MC be included in the ongoing conversation, or just lets them take refuge in her lap if not.

Gage: In public, big, shit-eating grin. Beaming. Throws a triumphant glance at Leah. Tilts backward a bit so the MC has room to lean more into his chest. In private, becomes a bit softer. Holds their hand. Closed mouth on their shoulder. Tries to tease but his nerves cause it to fall flat.