Today's 1 Am Sketch Is......

Young Justice Headcanons (season 1)

• Wally, holding Doritos over his eyes: My names Robin! The boy wonder! And I have stupid triangle sunglasses!

• They keep a record of their “holohockey” (Robin came up with the name) games

• After they find out Captain Marvels true age, whenever he steps into the room they’re in, Robin and Wally chant “one of us”

• Since they don’t know Robins secret ID, the team starts calling him random R names: “Hey Rob!” “Wassup Robert?” “Fill me in Roberto.” “Richie! Stop your best friend from eating everything in the fridge!” “No, Rich you can’t fly the bioship.” “Richard! Don’t laugh at Conner.” “GASP! ROCKY! How DARE you accuse me of eating your sandwich!” and so on

• Morbid humor

• The way Conner found out Dicks name, was this one time Artemis yelled “Wally! Stop being such a dick!” And with his superhearing he overheard Robin mutter under his breath, “Little do you know, I AM Dick.”

• Robin and Artemis finishing every story or report with “hashtag, only in Gotham.”

• Kaldur quotes Kermit memes a lot. And I mean a LOT.

• Conner uses the excuse of, “I’m not even two yet!” When he wants to get out of something.

• “Conner, it’s your turn to cook dinner.” “But I’m not even two yet!” “You know wha- FINE!”

• Zatanna and Wally have fights about magic and science. Sometimes at 4am, in the kitchen, which is interrupted by a VERY upset Conner because, “Super hearing. Guys. SUPER. HEARING.”

• When Jason became Robin he had to deal with the team accidentally calling him random R names, only for them to just stare at him for a minute before apologizing. Even Dick called him “Ricardo” once before immediately backpedaling

• The OG team has inside jokes the new members are STILL trying to figure out. Not even Bart knows

• The OG team decided to stick with their schtick of calling Robins random names, but they couldn’t do random R names for Jason because that was Dicks thing, so they resorted to calling him the names of “edgy” characters: “Yo J.D! Where’s Nightwing?” “How’ve you been Nico di’Angelo?” “Alright Malfoy, what’s the plan?”

• After Jason died they could never watch Heathers, because damnit they had called him J.D.

• Nightwing called Tim “Dallas” once after he first joined and broke down in tears in the spot.

Ohueh, I've heard this one before and it always makes my heart unhappy but how would the RO's be in a situation where the MC was being tortured in a separate room from them. (Assuming it's in the room next theirs and they could hear everything.)

Ouch!

Ezra/Elle: Begging, pleading, crying. Please let the MC go, they’ll do anything. 

Oliver: Complete, utter rage. Yelling, screaming, threatening. 

Sabine: Threats. Negotiation. Offers to take the MC’s place. Tries everything she can think of to make them stop.

Gage: Tries to shout to the MC that he’s here and he’s going to fucking murder the people doing this to them. 

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

I missed Flegellant! But oh, how they massacred my boy!

Cori’s Adventures in Seducing an Emo Nerd MASTERPOST

Chapters: 

1  -  2  -  3  -  4  -  5  -  6  -  7  -  8.1  -  8.2  -  8.3  -  Extra 1  -  9  -  10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15

WEBTOONS

TAPAS

sory for sending yuo anon hayte

It wasn't even on anon you stupid bitch

Talk to me pt. 1 -> (part 2)

go home crowley, ur angel is drunk HAHAHA

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Red Hook watching this emoji plague their discord server for the rest of their lives (I won first place and they will regret giving the world breakdancing Dismas)

Game of the year

!!!! That amnesia ask is literally my favorite trope (so happy someone asked it) so I’m gonna need to ask a few more questions about it. In continuing the same scenario (no memory of MC at all), RO’s reactions if MC directly tells them they’re in a serious romantic relationship with them?

I love the amnesia trope so, so much! Thank you for asking 💚

Elle/Ezra: Does their best. Asks the MC how they should best go about this. Does the MC want to see E at all? Do they want to start where they left off? How can E make this as painless as possible? 

Oliver: This really freaks him out. Does not believe it. Avoids the MC for some time, before finally confronting it head on. Learns, eventually, to ask the MC direct questions. What was it like with us? Were we happy?

Sabine: Is immediately suspicious, but comes around eventually. Makes sure she talks to others who can confirm that story. Feels exceptionally sad when they all admit that she was very, very in love. 

Gage: Has no memory of being in a relationship, but is weirdly kind of proud of himself. Pats himself on the back. Good going, Gage, can’t believe you locked this one down.