Kazookid7 - Kazookid

bird watchers when they watch birds:

AAAA the boys <3

Two thirds of the way through the second assault on the Darkest Dungeon, half the team is dead, and Occultist and Flagellant proceed to give zero fucks and steamroll the rest of the dungeon ;u; Neither even got to 100 stress. I’m so proud of my boys

Also Hellion (RIP) and Vestal

janthony better sleep with eyes open

No seriously, you can talk to us puki

Sighh...

wish the author was still updating, i miss this story :(

Hi it's me again. I just want to say I find it hilarious how easily everyone's shit could get wrecked if anybody had a gun. MC has a gun? Just pointed at the council problem solved. The underground group has a gun? Guess they can take the community now. If anybody had a gun nobody would be able to do anything. I love that. Still though I do want to emphasize how radical of writing that this game is

The gif wasn’t loading so I just saw a line and was like “that’s not a fish,” so imagine my surprise when everyone was debating the ethics of the fish rather than its existence

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

Ohueh, I've heard this one before and it always makes my heart unhappy but how would the RO's be in a situation where the MC was being tortured in a separate room from them. (Assuming it's in the room next theirs and they could hear everything.)

Ouch!

Ezra/Elle: Begging, pleading, crying. Please let the MC go, they’ll do anything. 

Oliver: Complete, utter rage. Yelling, screaming, threatening. 

Sabine: Threats. Negotiation. Offers to take the MC’s place. Tries everything she can think of to make them stop.

Gage: Tries to shout to the MC that he’s here and he’s going to fucking murder the people doing this to them. 

kindest dungeon

Found this yesterday, spend quite a bit of the following morning looking through here. So I guess you could say I'm liking this plenty. Was wondering about a different take on the kidnapped scenario. RO's reaction when MC just walks back into the Community, basically going "You would not believe the day I've had!", looking a little worse for wear after being missing for several days.

Eeeek, thanks so much! 💚

Ezra/Elle: Hugs them and refuses to let go. Does not let the MC out of their sight for days. Sleeps on the floor or with them (depending on their relationship status at the time) to know that they’re safe. 

Oliver: Is beyond relieved. He’s been a menace (to himself and others) for days, completely torn up over the MC being missing. 

Sabine: Inundates the MC with questions immediately. What happened? Where were you? Who did this to you? Thank God you’re home. I needed you.

Gage: Doesn't believe it at first. Almost collapses. For days, he’s been swinging wildly back and forth between ‘they’re gone forever’ and ‘they’ll be back. They have to be.’

The hilarious thing about House MD being a loose Sherlock Holmes adaptation is that in the books and pretty much every adaptation Watson follows Holmes around whilst he solves cases and helps him solve the cases and in universe writes about them for an audience, so even though there are varying levels of homosexual vibes and they are friends there is at least a plot reason for Watson to be there all the time. In House though the ‘helping him solve the case’ role is given to his team so apart from House bouncing ideas off of him and the times it may or may not be cancer Wilson following house around to the extent that he does is just kind of Because. If you accept that Wilson is supposed to be the Watson figure in the show then it’s pretty funny that they got rid of all the motives Watson has for following Holmes around all the time and are just left with ‘he’s my bro’. Like he’s not there to solve the puzzles or to get Content out of House solving the puzzles but he is still always there; it ruins his marriage how much he is always there.