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Keywords for overall energies of the signs

Aries: a baby, a tomboy, the sporty type, loud, aggressive, determined, a literal cartoon character, “let’s do it now!”, what you see is what you get, the one to yell while playing arcades, sexual, competitive, you can find them at the gym, flushed skin, friendly, protective, “yaaaaay!!!”, sooo much energy, confident, so many ideas yet so little time, cheerful, inpatient, fast, creative, sports fan, gets emotional easily, “I will fight you!”, bold, clumsy, independent, charming, in your face, a leader, sharp features, a golden retriever on crack.

Taurus: sensual, possesive, materialistic, stubborn, loves art, history and beautiful things; vintage item collector, fashionable, sweet tooth, likes fancy things, great at managing money (or spending it lol), doesn’t like change, consistent, a nice voice, lightly scented perfume, is probably into ASMR, gentle, graceful, patient, chill, great advisor, calm, lazy, has an eye for quality, loves good food, in tune with their body’s needs, physical touch is important to them, will buy you gifts, all about the 5 senses.

Gemini: social, talkative, intellectual, gossipy, bubbly, funny, likes word plays and riddles, crafty, good with their hands, pays attention to the details, anxious, will google random things, gathers knowledge on everything, will stumble on their words, A LOT of nervous energy, gets easily distracted and easily bored, a lot of hand gestures, needs constant mental stimulation, very changeable, on-and-off, curious, witty, a cameleon, knows all the memes (or is a meme themself tbh), a talented writer, animated, *Chris Evans left boob grab*.

Cancer: homebody, sensitive, sentimental, clingy, nurturing, loyal, sympathetic, motherly, will babysit you, moody, soft, family type, giggly, protective, expresses emotions through creativity, feminine, will dabble in both lighter and darker themes, likes traditions, probably into picnics and tea parties or that weird tiny food cooking, needs to feel comfortable, easily influenced by moon phases, quiet, feminist activist, a home cook, a great listener, introverted, clear watery eyes, great memory, dark romantic glam; what youth is used to, age remembers.

Leo: flashy, confident, the star, dramatic, expressive, artsy, joyful, shines on stage, swag, prom queen/king, theater kid, great hair, charismatic, proud, the most chill out of the fire signs - they’re just too cool to be that obnoxiously loud, slow-mo sexy walk, egotistical, loves to be the best at what they do, “look at meee!”, literal sunshine, heart of gold, generous, attention-seeker, bright smile, irresistible charm, stylish, every child’s role model, knows how to look good on camera, bling! bling!, *Tony Stark throwing a peace sign*.

Virgo: hard-working, perfectionist, pedantic, a know-it-all, shy, critical, analytical, great with details, will do most of the work in a group assignment cause they don’t want the other person to screw up the project, practical, the nerdy type, an egghead, low key funny, a smartass, nitpicky, polite, obsessive, tense, always willing to help, sincere, fitness and nutrition junkie, hypochondriac tendencies, “diD yOu kNoW tHaT…”, usually not social but can speak and communicate very easily, great journalist, basically Hermione Granger.  

Libra: the pretty one, a social butterfly, tactful, indecisive, the nicest of the signs, dyplomatic, balanced, always dating, symmetrical shapes, delicate round features, likes beauty, fashion and makeup; great artistic sense, well-balanced taste, the one to compliment you, great communication, charming, flirty, soft colours, needs harmony, hates confrontations, offending anyone is the last thing on their mind, repulsed by brash people, can be old fashioned to the point of tackiness, cute, the basic bitch, fake, vain, probably into pinterest moodboards.

Scorpio: dark, mysterious, possessive, secretive, jealous, manipulative, reflective, will see right through you, is into the occult or criminology or some horror and stuff, goes through transformative situations in their life, dark type romantic, edgy jewelry, “Ophelia” by John Everett Millais, intense, goth on the inside (or the outside), leather and lace, deep DEEP emotions, Winona Ryder’s iconic roles, hard to open up, holds grudges, *frowns brows while staring into the distance*, will secretly stalk & observe you, will give you a death stare and make you cry.

Sagittarius: enthusiastic, can compete with an Aries with their loudness, goofy, blunt, genuine, tactless, a bookworm, likes travels, fascinated with anything foreign, soooo generous, a walking party, the one to put their foot in their mouth, needs freedom, happy-go-lucky, optimistic, impulsive, spontaneous, forgetful, short attention span, obnoxious, will ask existential questions, pHiLOsOphIcAl, can also be very zen and spiritual, the class clown, pop culture junkie, “I can’t be taaaamed”, *Bilbo Baggins running screaming “I’m going on an adventure!!!!”*.

Capricorn: authoritative, ambitious, hard-working, stoic, workaholic, opportunistic, rigid, responsible, resting bitch face, with an attitude, all about status, patient, reliable, serious, a shy type of smile, cold, loyal, sooo self-critical, sarcastic, *Dave Grohl breaking his leg on stage and still playing the whole show*, is into high status and brand names, ages well, a great storyteller, self-sufficient, an investor, being a damn pro, dark sense of humor, “You like my hair?? Gee thanks, just bought it… I see it I like it I want it I GOT IT” 🎶 .

Aquarius: flashes of brilliance, intellectual, aloof, a humanitarian, an activist, liberal, concerned with social issues, “emotions? I don’t know her”, genius, friendly, a weirdo, chases aliens, a trendsetter, eccentric, a proud rebel, stubborn yet open-minded, friends come first, great sense of humor, likes new gadgets and inventions, quirky, science nerd, loves and hates people at the same time, funny, distant, dreams of the utopian world, an individual, needs to be unique, hates labels, the inventor, a lightning bolt, “Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist”.

Pisces: a dreamer, big imagination, artistic, lives in their own bubble, believes they’re psychic, can be so pessimistic omg!, likes to talk to animals, compassionate, empathetic, head in the clouds, pretends they’re in a music video when they listen to music, delusional, sees everything as doom and gloom, creative, will love you despite your flaws, big glossy eyes, sensitive, shy, sophisticated, a sweetheart, a poet, a blind follower, in tune with the nature, will pucker their mouth, literally loves being in the water… or sailing… or being on the beach.

bringing my thread here in honor of the ballad of songbirds and snakes trailer today because the "lucy gray parallels katniss" people are out there and they are wrong, lucy gray baird is peeta mellark and sejanus plinth is katniss everdeen and i will die on this hunger games hill

The most stressful part of Cemetery Boys is Yadriel's binding habits

gay books u need to read rn

hello shawties it has come to my attention that not enough people know enough gay books and in honour of my RWRB shirt finally arriving, i have a list.

Red, White, and Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston 

I Wish You All The Best - Mason Deaver

The Art of Being Normal - Lisa Williamson

Wilder Girls - Rory Power

Simon vs The Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Abertalli

One Last Stop - Casey McQuiston

They Both Die At The End - Adam Silvera

Melissa’s Story - Alex Gino

Will Grayson, Will Grayson - John Green and David Levithan

On A Sunbeam - Tille Walden

Gender Queer: A Memoir - Maia Kobabe (if you are trans or just not cis, READ THIS BOOK!!)

LGBTQ+ Book Rec. ((Pt.2)) - Teen/YA

Honor Girl: A Graphic Memoir - Maggie Thrash - wlw

Simon vs. the Homosapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli - mlm

I Wish You All the Best - Mason Deaver - Nonbinary, Queer

Felix Ever After - Kacen Callender - Transboy, Queer ((THIS ONE IS SO GOOD, I RECOMMEND IT SO MUCH, IT HAS SO MUCH REPRESENTATION))

They Both Die at the End - Adam Silvera - mlm, Bisexual, Queer

Red, White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuinston - mlm, Bisexual, Gay ((I ALSO 100% RECOMMEND THIS ONE IM OBSESSED WITH IT RIGHT NOW IT'S SO SO GOOD))

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe - Benjamin Alire Sáenz - mlm

A Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue - Mackenzi Lee - mlm, Bisexual

Clap When You Land - Elizabeth Acevedo - wlw, Lesbian

Wilder Girls - Rory Power - wlw

History Is All You Left Me - Adam Silvera - mlm, Gay, Bisexual

Cemetery Boys - Aiden Thomas - Transboy, Gay, mlm ((I LOVED THIS ONE TOO, IT'S SO GOOD))

so you know, you know, that Tony I-adopt-every-fatherless-nerdy-child-in-a-thirty-foot-radius-and-give-them-as-many-material-items-as-possible-cuz-I-love-them-and-this-is-the-best-way-i-know-to-make-them-happy Stark would buy absolutely giant, expensive candy bars every halloween and put on the iron man suit and stand at the door of avengers tower and give them to any kid who comes by and any kid dressed as an avenger gets two and any kid dressed as iron man gets four or five and when one kid comes to the door dressed as Tony Stark, Tony dumps like twenty candy bars in the kid’s bag and has to take a break for a second well he collects himself and tries not to cry (he leaves the suit at the door to keep handing out candy)

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

Honestly, I would love to fall in love. To wake up beside someone, to cook with someone, to buy groceries with someone, to love with someone, to kiss someone goodnight, to fall in love with someone, I want that.

I think I would love to remeber the dates we had, every kisses and hugs. Cuddles when we're sad, the proud feeling you have for them, the smiles you put on because of them. Remembering the dates of Anniversaries and birthdays, celebrating them with family, feeling really really happy your heart could burst when someone says you make a good match.

But if I just burden that someone with my insecurities, and hopelessness that I hide, maybe, I just won't fall in love.

Maybe crying myself to sleep, cooking for self, hiding the anxiety and self-loathing you have everytime you do groceries, telling yourself its a new day, and that you should do what you need to do. After all, hiding it all doesn't really matter, You don't really have to do grocery shopping because you dont eat.

Maybe, just maybe, if you don't eat, they're gonna stop judging you. Maybe if you stop being this worthless and start something productive, you'll be happy. But you also start to think that maybe the best kind of happiness is the kind that you're in a coffin.

You won't remember the anniversaries and birthdays, when will you celebrate them, if they're all gone. Who will you celebrate with? You don't have someone. You just want someone to understand. Someone who'll be there, to share the problems you both have. Someone who will cure you. Someone that will care for you. Someone who will worry for you. Someone that loves you.

Then I say,

Depression is my friend, always has been. After all, it's the only thing that hasn't left me.

You're a beautiful person, you're a person given to people. You're meant to do something. Meant to change someone, something, somewhere. You are someone somebody can trust. You are worth it.

If you're finding a sign to not give up, this is it. Message me.

Another Boyfriend

Day One of Parkner Week: Road Work Ahead / Parades / Identity Porn

Summary: Harley takes a detour after school to buy some flowers for his boyfriend.

Only, he didn’t expect for Spider-Man to think that they were dating.

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“Here you go, young man.” The older man handed Harley the bundle of purple and white flowers, tied together in a nice bow. “Have a good time with your girlfriend tonight.”

“Boyfriend, actually,” Harley said, readying himself for some type of comment as he slid over his card.

The man took it, swiping in the register. “Everyone loves flowers of some kind. I’m sure he’ll love ‘em.” He handed Harley back the card, and Harley tucked it in his wallet. “Have a good time with your boyfriend, then.”

“Thanks, sir. Will do.” Harley gave him a wave as he exited the shop, turning down the street. He ended up having to make a detour to the Tower since there was apparently road work ahead, but he didn’t mind. It was a nice day that Harley hoped would turn into an even nicer night. Surprising Peter with flowers, they were going to dinner at a nice restaurant that Pepper had recommended to him, and then they were either going to see a movie or end up in the backseat of Harley’s car. Harley didn’t have much of a preference, as long as they hung out alone for once. Peter always seemed busy, for one reason or another, but now they had both made sure their schedules were clear for tonight, so they were finally going out on another date, one where Harley could call Peter his boyfriend without Tony breathing down his neck.

Harley turned the corner down another street, flowers swinging at his side. The Tower was gleaming in the sunlight above him when suddenly a face masked in red popped upside-down in front of his vision. White lenses widened and twitched to look down at the flowers in Harley’s hand.

“Aw, are those for me?”

Now, Harley has heard of Spider-Man, Tony’s protege of sorts. He has never actually met him face to face. The one time Harley had asked, two months after he moved to New York and two weeks after he started dating Peter Parker, he hadn’t gotten an answer and had just been laughed out of the lab. But he knew what Spider-Man looked like, he knew that Peter help work on his suit sometimes, he had just never met the guy.

Until now. And he really wasn’t making the best first impression, assuming weird things like this.

Harley narrowed his eyes, taking a wary step away from the masked man. “Why would they be for you?”

Spider-Man tilted his head, and when Harley looked up he could see that he was hanging from a web attached to the streetlight above them. “I mean… why wouldn’t they be?”

Harley’s nose wrinkled. “Because these are for my boyfriend, not for you.”

He could see the barest trace of a frown underneath Spider-Man’s tight mask, though it looked strange upside-down. A soft, disappointed noise left his mouth, a noise bordering on the edge of familiarity, but Harley couldn’t quite place it and it unsettled him. So he pushed past him, ducking underneath the dangling man. He stalked off toward the Tower to get changed before meeting up with Peter, determined to wipe all memory of that self-assured vigilante from his mind for a little while.

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