TAYLOR SWIFT WRITES HER SONGS FOR FIRSTPRINCE (REAL)

What really happened during the Fake Love teaser

(gosh I missed this serie, bless the Tear era)

“My Safe Place” series

(Include 5 fics for 5 different ships)

1. Haven’s Taste - Pansmione (Pansy x Hermione)

Summary: The only thing Hermione had wanted was to work on her problems, but suddenly she found herself sitting opposite Slytherin's mean girl™ Pansy Parkinson revealing herself in more than one sense.

Rating: Explicit

Chapter: 15/15

Word count: 43752

Tags: Mind Healer Pansy Parkinson, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger, Minister for Magic Hermione Granger, Auction, Slow Burn, Light Angst, Fluff, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Happy Ending

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2. Cherry Stem And Liquid Luck - Theville (Neville x Theodore)

Summary: Theodore’s life changes when he sees a soaking wet man standing in front of his shop. He doesn’t expect that guy to be anything important to him or his life, but he isn’t a Seer.

Rating: Mature

Chapter: 1/1

Word count: 4297

Tags: Post-War, Post-Hogwarts, Auror Neville Longbottom, Tailor Theodore Nott, Fluff, Choking, Tooth-Rooting Fluff

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3. Baby, Baby - Linny (Ginny x Luna)

Summary: Ginny and Luna’s married life truly begins when they decide to have a baby.

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Chapter: 1/1

Word count: 2034

Tags: Post-War, Post-Hogwarts, Kid Fic, Family Fluff, Tooth-Rooting Fluff, Babies

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4. The Warmest Place Is You - Drarry (Harry x Draco)

Summary: Draco Malfoy is always cold even with the help of charms, so he has every right to freak out when Harry Potter is the only one that can make him warm.

Rating: Mature

Chapter: 9/9

Word count: 14876

Tags: Post-War, Hogwarts Eighth Year, Tooth-Rooting Fluff, Auror Harry Potter, Healer Draco Malfoy, Enemies To Friends To Lovers, Coming Out, Attempt At Humour

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5. Cigarette Kisses After Sex - Blairon (Blaise x Ron)

Summary: Ron Weasley may be bisexual and Blaise Zabini might be the hottest bloke to have ever lived and yes, he kisses like a God, but Ron surely doesn't have feelings for him. It's just friends helping friends out. Who doesn't kiss their friends every day. On the mouth. With tongue.

Rating: Explicit

Chapter: 18/18

Word count: 39416

Tags: Roommates, Auror Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy & Ron Weasley Friendship, Slow Burn, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, BDSM, Daddy Kink, Top Blaise Zabini, Bottom Ron Weasley, Cigarettes, Kissing, Breathplay, Choking, Ball Gag, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Sex Toys, Butt Plugs Spanking, Bondage, Whipping, Flogging, Mirror Sex, Face-Fucking, Handcuffs, Pillow Talk, Hung Blaise Zabini, Coming Untouched (so many other tags)

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On what occasions does Phoenix Wright get paid?

PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY

Case 1-1 Defendant: Larry Butz Does Phoenix get paid? No way in hell.

Case 1-2 Defendant: Maya Fey Does Phoenix get paid? I doubt it ever even occurred to him to bill her, honestly.

Case 1-3 Defendant: Will Powers Does Phoenix get paid? Yes! I doubt Will makes a lot of money, but he has a steady job, and the studio might or might not have covered some of it. Some kind of compensation occurred.

Case 1-4 Defendant: Miles Edgeworth Does Phoenix get paid? I feel like Miles tried to pay him and Phoenix refused him point blank, and they went back and forth on this for entirely too long until Maya, wanting burger money and also to keep the damn lights on, took it upon herself to deposit the check behind Phoenix’s back and leave for Kurain Village before he discovered it. This is probably what kept him fed through all of game two.

Case 1-5/DLC Defendant: Lana Skye Does Phoenix get paid? Definitely! Lana makes decent money, she knows what the rates for a good defense attorney should be, and she would absolutely take that debt seriously. Congratulations, Phoenix, burgers for you and fancy plant food for Charley.

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I finally figured out what it was about IKSW that I didn't make a whole big splash about it unlike Casey's other two books. It's about the good, the bad and the ugly.

Shara had a secret. And to protect that secret she took an ugly, compicated, overcompensating road. Chloe wanted to define herself so went down with the 'Bad Bitch Deal With It'™ persona route. Smith figured out the clues about halfway through but kept silent. Most of the characters in IKSW do bad things, and as teenagers living in a stressful controlling environment, while it may not be justified, the source of their choices can absolutely be understood.

And that's something that's been missing in RWRB and OLS. Alex and Henry never do anything outright morally wrong. The OLS gang, as chaotic as they are, commit multiple felonies but not a moral wrong. Maybe they're grownups, maybe their circumstances are different, maybe Casey has progressed with their writing style. Either way, this is a new thing to have been introduced in the Mcquistonverse.

And let's face it, none of us likes having the ugly side of us being pointed out. And as brilliant an author Casey is, they've pointed something out to each of us that resonated, and those things are not necessarily sunshine and rainbows. Which means, we've put it away, let it wash over and forgotten about it. Because of course I'd rather read about Henry playing piano to Alex or Niko being a psychic plant dad than realize how angry and hurt and raging I've been as a teenager, and how much of that stemmed from the lack of emotional support from the people who were supposed to be it

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no clue what gave them the idea.

Honestly, I would love to fall in love. To wake up beside someone, to cook with someone, to buy groceries with someone, to love with someone, to kiss someone goodnight, to fall in love with someone, I want that.

I think I would love to remeber the dates we had, every kisses and hugs. Cuddles when we're sad, the proud feeling you have for them, the smiles you put on because of them. Remembering the dates of Anniversaries and birthdays, celebrating them with family, feeling really really happy your heart could burst when someone says you make a good match.

But if I just burden that someone with my insecurities, and hopelessness that I hide, maybe, I just won't fall in love.

Maybe crying myself to sleep, cooking for self, hiding the anxiety and self-loathing you have everytime you do groceries, telling yourself its a new day, and that you should do what you need to do. After all, hiding it all doesn't really matter, You don't really have to do grocery shopping because you dont eat.

Maybe, just maybe, if you don't eat, they're gonna stop judging you. Maybe if you stop being this worthless and start something productive, you'll be happy. But you also start to think that maybe the best kind of happiness is the kind that you're in a coffin.

You won't remember the anniversaries and birthdays, when will you celebrate them, if they're all gone. Who will you celebrate with? You don't have someone. You just want someone to understand. Someone who'll be there, to share the problems you both have. Someone who will cure you. Someone that will care for you. Someone who will worry for you. Someone that loves you.

Then I say,

Depression is my friend, always has been. After all, it's the only thing that hasn't left me.

You're a beautiful person, you're a person given to people. You're meant to do something. Meant to change someone, something, somewhere. You are someone somebody can trust. You are worth it.

If you're finding a sign to not give up, this is it. Message me.

How it went down probably

Alright Michael, we need you to play Crowley as played by David Tennant, pretending to be Aziraphale - and for this scene you need to have one side of your face be just Aziraphale (Crowley’s version) (because Gabriel is there and also symbolism) and the other side we need you to let Crowley come through, but you know, in a subtle way.

Michael Sheen: I got you fam.

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Boars and Squirrels are weak to Pyro

The birds that come in groups of 3 are weak to Electro

Crabs and Ducks are weak to Cryo

The Chonky Bird and the Frog are weak to Geo

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second