Bug Love Dirt

Many words can be used to describe how I feel about this. Great way to ask a girl out? Is this how I should go to prom with my date? Why do I feel like this is an okay thing to look at? 

Just...one more...

A BAKED BEAN

While cleaning out my room I found a paper that my therapist gave me some time ago to deal with obsessive and intrusive thoughts. Sorry the paper is a little crinkled and stained, but I figured I’d post it in hopes that it will help someone like it helped me.

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

Just a nerd moment I guess.

Today has been a mixed bag. It started off swell in the morning, until I lost my car keys. I had back up keys and they barely work due to the folks at the honda dealership shaving them a little too block compared to my original car keys which are smooth and doesn't make me want to harm a living soul.

I digress.

Sometimes I find myself listening in on other's conversations in school. While sitting in Study hall these kids were talking about three super powers they'd have. Since they took a quiz on their iphones about which hero they'd be.

The one kid, Chris said he'd have Wolverine as one power, my brain had a fart. I mean, he must have gotten the whole idea of the power wrong, right?

Unless that's what he's into, that's fine too.

Being the guy I am I asked him if he meant the comic book hero, who has more than one power or did he literally want to be the animal. He corrected himself with saying that he meant the claws, which I will admit was a good call. Then the teacher asked if he wanted the Adamantium claws or the bone claws. Most of the kids in the room agreed with her. I asked where she knows that from, they all said the Big Bang Theory. The kid next to me pointed to his gauges in his earlobe and said that would be his powers, his gauges were the Punisher Skull.

I wanted to correct him that the Punisher didn't have powers. Just lots of guns and ammo, but I kept my mouth shut. The talk about Wolverine continued and I added a few things in. To help clear things up, then the kid with the Punisher gauges pointed to me and said "Kev knows his shit man." That shit being comics. This was very true. Sometimes I pride myself in being a nerd, it does pay off some times. But I do become unaware of how much I do know of comics, video games movies, books, ect. until somebody points it out to me is only when I notice.

oof

Isn't this just another version of a tale from the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park universe?

horror game where you play a knight who goes to slay a dragon but you immediately get caved in and have to find your way out of its lair before it tracks you down