If Fear Was A Song

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

Brachiosaurus Monster that evolved in the deep dark caves, all its bones are cartilage and every part of it is prehensile to fit in crevices.

it climbs along walls, and is quite as a mouse.

I agree with this.

A BAKED BEAN

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A better look at the white board. *Spoiler*

After seeing the movie Cabin in the Woods I looked around for the whiteboard which was used for betting. I wanted to just pick it apart and find the little things that would've made me squee even more with happiness.

I was able to find it! While reading off all the names I can say that the board has a good amount of monsters. Most of these are widely known and some only huge horror movie geeks will know. I will just name a few that strike me as interesting and familiar (Which is pretty much most of the board!)

Alien Beast

Wraiths

Reptilicus

Clowns

Sexy Witches

Hell Lord

Angry Molesting Tree

Deadites

Kevin (?)

The Scarecrow Folk

Snowman

Dragonbat

Dismemberment Goblins

Sugarplum Fairy

Merman

The Reanimated

Unicorn

The Huron

The Doctors

Jack O' Lantern

Let me see here. I know basically where most of these monsters are from, movie wise. Reptilicus 1961 movie of the same name. Clowns- It, Killer Clowns from outerspace. Hell Lord could be refering to Pinhead. Angry Molesting Tree goes into the same category with Deadites, both are from the Evil Dead series. The Scarecrow folk could be a reference to Night of the Scarecrow. The Snowman is probably because of Jack Frost. The Reanimated is from the Reanimator series. The Dismemberment Goblins, Dragonbat, Sugarplum Fairy, Unicorn and The Huron are all new to me. I haven't a clue what movies they could have been from. Then there's Kevin which puzzles the fuck out of me. WHO ARE YOU KEVIN?! 

Cabin in the woods is such a diabolical movie, I can't help but fucking love it. Especially the little things that are in it, like this whiteboard and what's listed on it. Also the collapsible bong, enough said.