Latest Posts by khazdmazerb - Page 6

As a New Zealander myself. Yes

I got lovely commission to draw: hiking scenery from New Zealand ♡

Bilbo has no concept of what he’s doing.

Normally it would be very scandalous indeed to touch another dwarrows hair but in the eyes of the party the two brothers were not much more then peddles and so it was actually comforting to see someone taking care of them.

Bilbo say combing through Kilis hair very, very carefully. Sectioning it and starting at the ends because every single tug made the young prince yelp pitifully… Fili had less patience for this game and Thorin had less still so it was understandable to Bilbos mind that the boy was somewhat jumpy about his hair, remembering his own hair being raked through before bed as a fauntling.

Braiding back the princes hair with two plats that met at the back of his head with one leather tie and a bead above it, Bilbo thought he’d done rather a handsome job, Kili sat up and did a spin, showing his brother who nodded approvingly.

Dori sat with Balin across the camp watching with amused smiles.. it made the two brothers seem so young to be cared for in such a way, their smiles turned into muffled laughter as they looked over that their grumpy kings unreadable expressions.

Thorin didn’t know what to think, on the one had he was glad that his nephews were being cared for, on the other he thought bitterly that that was he and Dis’s job and on the other he might have felt slightly jealous but dwarves only have two hands so that last one was the thought he tried to ignore.

Later that evening the camp was still, a few of the party were still half awake having a drink around the fire when Thorin took a deep breath and stood, enough ale in his system to make him slightly braver then he had the right to be. He walked over to Bilbo who was sitting on a log over looking the valley, his pipe in his hand.

Thorin sat beside him, a thick fingered hand resting on the small round shoulder of the hobbit. Thorin was always shocked on the few accessions he had touched the hobbit to feel how small he truely was.

The king cleared his throat.

“Thank you… For looking after them” he nodded to the princes who lay a few meters away, kili laying half on top of his snoring brother like a two man dog pile.

Bilbo looked at the hand on his shoulder then back out at the valley, exhaling a smoke ring “The more time I spend with those two.. the more I realize how young they are… Forgive me for this Thorin but… You shouldn’t have brought them”

Thorin sucked in a breath. His eyes falling to his lap “No… I shouldn’t have…”

Bilbo smiled sadly “come.. You’re worse then Kili, sit down and I’ll brush your hair too”

Thorin thanked Mahal one hundred times that it was dark and his burglar couldn’t see the redness of his cheeks as he sunk down between the Hobbits thighs, staring at a boulder across the valley like it would crack open and reveal a second arkenstone if he glared hard enough… until the Hobbits clever fingers began to unbraid his hair, treating it as gently as he did Kili’s… then all he could do was close his eyes and try to hold in most of the groan of satisfaction that rumbled in his chest.

Let's be honest, Bilbo does too much of what is considered vulgar or flirting in Thorin's culture. And he's going to die of embarrassment soon.

I went to find my tin hair clasps to hold a braid in my hair and I knew there were some on my window sill, I went to reach around the curtain to avoid blasting myself with the full force of the sun. Didn’t work. I’ve been blinded.

If anyone needs me I’ll be learning echo location since all I can see is a large white circle in my vision👍🏻

Every three weeks, On the dot Nori holds Ori down while Dori cuts his little hair do. That’s why it always looks so rough. Baby boy is THRASHING around trying to escape.

Can I stop to tell you guys about my pet peeve?

When artists draw people cleaning a blade with the blade facing in towards their palm. You can clean it safely from the spine and you should. That cloth will not protect you from basically severing your thumb. Trust me.

“Ha!.. awww” <- my very loud reaction

sam, reading bilbo’s book: “well now, i’m sure he had a very nice voice, but that’s hardly a reason to go on an adventure with someone you just met”

sam: turns page to an illustration of thorin, with his dark hair and blue eyes

sam: “understandable, good for you mister bilbo”

Bad light.

More gold sick Thorin and his treasure

Please give me some Bagginshield requests

I heard the forest isn’t the only place you see roots. Bleach imports must be slow.

It gets to a point

This is the cutest shit I have ever seen.

I have no love of elves but I will forever make an exception for that absolute goofball

The three of them give me so much camping vibe, and my head canon is to imagine Gimli and Aragorn trying to explain games to Legolas, but he is the worst at it.

I don’t know why Icarus level heights the gods thought I reached for me to deserve this treatment ???

but I would like them to know they are misinformed and to please stop hurting me.

*clearing throat*

i've seen some people (mostly on tiktok) talk about how the movies "aged down thorin". but honestly, i for one am so grateful to whoever casted RA and decided thorin has black hair and blue eyes, because it opened up the doors to us having fics with "frodo looks a lot like thorin" tropes or stories where he is frodo's actual biological father and i happily gobble those fics up

Finished it! Now I just have paper work, some soldering and acid etching to do

Phew! Glad it’s the holidays. Can’t wait to go back home to see my family to get some of that clean mountain air. I’m so over living in a city, the ocean makes the weather so unpredictable.

I just remembered there’s a shop keeper back home who’s waiting for some products from me.. and I still haven’t delivered. Maybe I do stay in the city 💀

😳 my husband is trying to kill me. Such a flirt

Phew almost had to dunk my head in the quenching bowl

I’m sorry this isn’t Bagginsheild related again but I thought someone may like to see my flower in making. It’s the first time I’ve made something so fiddly and it’s pretty sloppy work really but. It’s a penny rose made from aluminum.

I think penny roses (or little roses as I suppose you would call them) are to gardening what aluminum is to metal working

Sort of basic and underwhelming to the mind but with the capacity to be very beautiful.

Also, ironically they symbolize delicate beauty, funny given I’ve already broken the bloody thing once and my rivets are a dogs breakfast

Dear friend, perhaps you were never informed but there is such a thing as in ‘inside thought’

Does the one ring change sizes to fit its new ‘owner’ or (more likely story) Sauron has tiny weird baby hands.

Just to let everyone know, despite my best efforts and the advice or a local hedgehog rescue expect

Yesterday evening Wee Thorins health took a dive that she was unable to recover from. This morning at approximately 6:30 she passed away in her sleep on a warm hot water bottle with a full belly, by my side. She passed very peacefully.

I’m sorry I couldn’t have done more for her. The cold has come hard and fast this year and late born babies like her don’t seem to have much of a chance

I’m am holding her little body on my hand as I write this, giving her lots of pets before I prepare to bury her.

This is a sad day. But I hope she has gone to a place full of meal worms and warm hiding spots.

“Thank you for the time I had with you sweet one, you were cuddly and lovely and I will miss you dearly”

Thank you to all of you for your interest in her and your support

Rest in peace Wee Thorin

Approx. March 20th - April 9th 2025

I riveted it back on

Also I just saw sunlight for the first time in five hours and it was the sun setting. Blinded myself 🪦

I. Fucking. Hate. Aluminum.

I. Fucking. Hate. Aluminum.

🥺🥺🥺

One of the many lesbean bagginshield categories (Middle-Earth) I’ve sketched and posted on my patreon! 🌷

There’s also a reverse race drawing in there, but it didn’t fit in any other category even though it’s het :p But yeah, I love these ladies!!

Bofur seems like the kind of guy who’d get caught in a comically large explosion and the dust clears to reveal a huge crater everywhere except the spot he’s standing on

Had a really weird dream last night where I was in a black basalt cave with black volcanic sand and black water but the beach was full on gold and I was just like.. on my knees in the sand scrambling to pocket it as much of the gold as I could

I can still feel the sand and gold digging into my knees and the weight of my pockets against my thighs

I think I’m spreading too much time in the work shop 😭

Probably inhaling too much copper dust

I’m eating Nutella off the knife to cope

There is no frustration like sawing a highly conductive metal and having it basically turn into glue as the friction heat softens it, trapping your LAST saw blade.

Dude I just wanna make my fork.

Spare tackled. Instantly.

I would never let anyone give me that look 🪦🪦🪦

You look at me like this and we’re both in the lava dude.

sam is better than me because i would've tossed frodo right into the fires of mt. doom if he pulled this shit after all we went through together

There is no frustration like sawing a highly conductive metal and having it basically turn into glue as the friction heat softens it, trapping your LAST saw blade.

Dude I just wanna make my fork.

Does the one ring change sizes to fit its new ‘owner’ or (more likely story) Sauron has tiny weird baby hands.

Self-reblog coz I think this one pretty drawing of Thorin deserves more attention I’m sorry

Reupload if coz one of his eyes was very wonky

But yeah, I think I’ve improved. This is post battle Thorin with all the scars

He’s such a handsome boy *said in the tone someone uses when talking to a cat*

Oh Fili, Kili, my favorite weird little gremlins. 😩

Ladies and gents.

Comedy or something adjacent

I will kill a worg

I will climb a cliff

I will fight all of my friends

Just please please please don’t make me read these four fucking pages of the history of adornment

It’s soooooo dull😫😫😫