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Right, first review

This fanfiction is in MP3 format and if you have some time to relax and enjoy your fan fiction being read to you PLEASE read this

There are, at this time, only two chapters available though as there are 6 more assigned to be completed I imagine they will be out in short order

Review

The style of writing is fantastic, the narration has a few minor mispronunciations but it’s honestly rather endearing and makes it feel a bit more light. (There is a point where they laugh at it had me giggling along with them)

At times I was tugging at my hair with frustration at bilbos obliviousness which I know will make it all the more worth it when he finally arrives at his destination. The suspense kept me hooked. Every character thus far has been so lovable and felt completely perfect as additions to Tolkiens works, I felt like I was seeing old friends again, like they belonged just as much as the company themselves. Not a single sentence in this story feels out of place. It is a well made path to a finale i am so excited to see.

This fic is a labour of love.

10/10, there are literally no notes, it’s a gem.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63007633/chapters/161362978

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63007633/chapters/161362978

Fili and kili are babysitting but Fili has a mind to call it ‘baby bothering’ as Kíli takes great joy is teasing and fibbing to his littlest cousin when big bad Thorin isn’t around to protect his dwobbit son from his nonsense. But Frodo has all of Bilbos smarts and Thorins temper and has caught on to Kili’s games and learnt some very colorful gestures in the process.

(Though he may have learnt that particular one from Bilbo)

He’s not judging he’s just…. Seeing how this plays out

Please enjoy this WIP of baby dwobbit fweeboo (he’s mad at his cousins, don’t mind his angry little face, it’s a near permanent fixure I fear.)

dwobbit frodo hours!!!!!!

A very silly wip

Is this just two New Zealand children?

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Real-Time Fandub | TRAILER

Follow me into the dark

Thorin and Bilbo are both good men but no good man is truly safe from a creeping irresistible greed.

I love them being kinda evil I’m sorry.

Will I ever fully render this? Maybe, depends how bored I get

It truely might as well have been nonsense, I’m in the second year of a bachelors degree as a jewelry artist if you want more absurdity I’m happy to oblige in the future.

Important lore note. My dad is a stone carver and I’m a jeweler. He makes stone necklaces and earrings from fossils and jade and petrified wood and I make mail, heavy long wearing jewelry and some other bits and bobs here and there. The family business is sitting in the work shop my dad owns that is physically imbedded into the hillside. It’s some real “when the earth was young and there were still dragons” shit lol

Just singed all the hair off my right hand at the forge. Nothing like basically casting fireball yourself 30 minutes before lunch

I smell like burnt hair 😭 I’m just lucky it wasn’t my eye brows

(I also got a splinter under my nail while I was shaping a disk. The smithy is trying to kill me, I don’t know what god I angered but I would like to formally apologize)

Just singed all the hair off my right hand at the forge. Nothing like basically casting fireball yourself 30 minutes before lunch

I smell like burnt hair 😭 I’m just lucky it wasn’t my eye brows

(I also got a splinter under my nail while I was shaping a disk. The smithy is trying to kill me, I don’t know what god I angered but I would like to formally apologize)

Work in progress

Dude you ever not watch a movie for a while and miss a characters voice?

I saw a video of a guy doing a really good Thorin impression and I was like “man I miss that cutie”

Got art block, please me patient with me guys

Do you head canon Fíli and Kíli bring trans?

Thoughts?

Saw someone else doing their Thorin headcanons so here are my Bilbo ones:

-Bilbo treats fili and kili like they’re children, this pleased thorin very much as he also sees them as wee pebbles

-Bilbo scolds all the young members of the party and they all stand there with their heads down mumbling apologies

-Thorin is mildy disturbed by the power Bilbo wields and often wonders how someone so paternal is not yet a father

-when the party finds out Bilbos actual age the entire party dynamic implodes for about three hours while they try to figure who this adult looking baby is on a quest with them and why Gandalf would do this to a child.

-Bilbo has to stand on a rock and explain to them that he is nearing in middle aged and is in fact a very respectable adult hobbit and not a dwarven child

-Kili starts calling Bilbo ‘baby boggins’ but when Bilbo catches him he very quickly rescinds this nickname for the sake of his ears while Bilbo will often pinch when he acts up.

-Bilbo brushed Fili and Kilis hair regularly, especially right before they arrive in any town or settlement (He’s pretty sure Kíli hissed at him once tho)

-Bilbo consoles Kili who is, by dwarven standards a wee bit of an uggo that his is very attractive by human standards and he shouldn’t feel bad, stating that is he were more clean shaven and cut his hair he would make a handsome hobbit (Thorin is appalled and begs his stupid impressionable nephew to not cut his hair)

-Fili likes Bilbo brushing his hair, unlike kili and often closes his eyes and has a little nap while the hobbit works

-Bilbo is confused why he can’t rebraid the boys hair, stating he used to braid his female friends hair when he was a sprout and the whole company is appalled that their sweet hobbit is such a scandalous little thing, courting so many women

A little slice of a fic im working on

Post the Battle. It’s a nobody dies/everyone lives, Dw I wouldn’t hurt you all like that.

“How are you feeling, my boy?” Bilbo asked after a drawn out pause.

“Fucking terrible,” Kili groaned, his voice labored and raspy as though he wasn’t getting quit enough air, “Like I've been run over by an oliphant.”

“I'll bet… oh my bravest boys,” Bilbo heaved himself onto the bed edge and wrapped his arms around the raven-haired Durin son, “I was so scared. I thought I had lost all of you. Please don't ever scare me like this again. My heart can't take it, Kili, it really can't.” He wept.

Kili did his best to hug the hobbit to his side, his bruised fingers curling against the back of bilbos coat, the dwarfs somber expression made him look so much like his uncle that Bilbos' heart clenched painfully, and he hiccuped, holding the boy's bruised face in his hands “I am so proud of you” he kissed Kilis forehead.

Kili bumped his forehead against Bilbo’s in response, and they held there, sharing breath for a moment, eyes closed before Bilbo pulled away, gently pushing the boy's hair back out of his face. When Kili's eyes finally opened, they were glassy with tears.

“Please rest, my brave boys.” He reached down and pushed the hair out of Fili's sleeping face. They both suddenly looked so small in his eyes, so wounded and afraid.. it aches Bilbos heart, made his throat painful and tight and his eyes sting.

Kili sunk into the bed with a wince and rested his head against his brothers. Bilbo helped cover them up to their chests with a heavy fur blanket and kissed them again on the forehead, vowing to return as soon as they asked. Kili nodded, closing his eyes

Just reposting them as a set because they belong together <3

Biwbee my baby baby baby boy

I need to actually learn how to draw both him and thorin correctly so when I draw then as little goobers they still look right. I fee intimidated but I think I’m doing okay

I just wanna let you guys know I started this blog when I was having a hard time at school with a very messy group project worth about 15% of my grade and was feeling very poorly about my art.

Thank you all so much for the love you have shown me so far. Your support means the world, there are several artists following me that I have admired for a long time from the shadows of Pinterest and I never thought anyone would take an interest in my art, seeing these amazing artists seeing my work and going “yes this has value to me” has filled me with pride and made me believe in myself. I know it’s early days but thank you so much..

Everyone who supports my work and enjoys my content just know you’re all my emotional support followers and I stare at your little names on my screen when I feel stressed and sad 🥰

Told you guys I’m a real serious for realsies art school student :3

Dwarf.

When you can't decide whether you're more of a Mirkwood Elf or a High Elf of Lothlórien...

Saw someone’s stolen art on temu today. I hope the person who made this somehow sees it and is able to draft a cease and desist.

If you know this artist please @ them. They deserve to know they’re being stolen from.

(Using the tags that will be most likely to find them sorry)

I like the head canon that hobbits for tails so.. here. Enjoy (he keeps it tied to his leg out of the way so it doesn’t get cut off in battle and also he’s a little embarrassed he doesn’t fit in)

Just handed in my first paper for the year. Pretty sure I’ve failed it. Thoughts and prayers 😭

As much as I want to believe Thorin and Bilbo are good dads they definitely forget to pick Frodo up frequently from school.

Can someone provide a poorly drawn tutorial on how to draw Thorin? He’s hard to draw

Papa Bilbo and his Dwobbit son, Frodo Halfstone - Son of Thorin - Son of Thrain

By the Valar I will keep making Bagginsheild art until I physically can’t anymore

Frodo, Thorin, fili and kili exist solely to bother Bilbo now that there is no war to wage.

They think three hours of training entitled then to scones (they’re right and Bilbo is making them some! )

Bilbo Baggins may be Barrel rider

But I am simply ‘Barrel survivor’

I can not stress that enough that when I was a wee lad I was almost killed by a barrel. I have beef with barrels. Man fuck barrels dude