22 yr old trans woman. Discoverer of the McDonald's™ secret menu item, the "McTomato" (R.I.P). haters and losers (and minors) DNI. potentially NSFW.
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"I have no enemies" kinda unhealthy dude
Everyone needs at least one enemy for enrichment
not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing
:3
had a dream last night that trucy became like a mainstream celebrity by pioneering a new type of magic show where she would do tricks like normal but every once in a while she would let the audience "peep the horror" and put this like red and black pulsating mass on stage (it kinda looked like an ai generated image) and the whole deal was that everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen but every time she'd show it one audience member who saw it would die
it ended when she showed it on stage and dropped dead. the show was left going for 72 hours to honor her memory, it was dead quiet with just her body and a slowly pulsating red mass on stage beside her
Ace Attorney
your mid twenties are for being twenty four to twenty six years old
she heart lungs livers on your nerves until everything goes dark and you die
I think I'm gonna move my AA posting to a sideblog for now, @mia-fey-needs-a-drink.
the judge every time someone presents evidence or asks a question or considers a possibility or has an objection
Never stop hating
Oh i get it now. I'm going crazy
because the ages in ace attorney are so fucked phoenix and mia’s entire relationship is literally just
To continue on with my Mia Fey brainrot, list of reasons I think Wright and gang have had Maya or Pearl channel Mia:
Forgetting the password for the computer
There's a bug in the office and they need her to get it out
The computer stops working (Mia knows less about computers than anyone else)
Tiebreaker when the gang can't decide on what to do for lunch or something
Maya needing something on a shelf she can't reach (Mia isn't even tall (5ft 6) but she's competent enough to normally figure something out, Maya and Pearl just think she's tall)
Designated driver (Mia is kinda bitter about this)
Gaslighting gumshoe into thinking he's the only one who can see her
Wright has some juicy gossip that he's gotta let Mia know about
i fucking love mia so much she's so cool and good at everything
Just finished off the Ace Attorney trilogy and I can't get over how good the games are and how they're about silly homoerotic lawyer shit but also like legacy and family and keeping your head up when things are tough and it all just has this slight sadness since turnabout sisters that lingers for the entire trilogy. Rotating Mia Fey in my mind my poor blorbo (she needs a drink so bad)
I'm playing turnabout sisters myself for the first time. I make sure to click on everything you can examine and oh my god the amount of characterization for Mia Fey just from examining her office makes me cryyy
Mia Fey who names her plants. Mia Fey who has a framed poster of her favorite movie in her office. Mia Fey who has very neat handwriting. Mia Fey who is terrible with technology. Mia Fey who bought an old ass computer which she only ever uses when sending emails. Mia Fey who owns many many law books that she has read back to back multiple times. Mia Fey who spends more money on the furniture her clients use than the ones she uses.
I'm sobbing
Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer
How do I keep reblogging things like a week or two in advance of a relevant and new hyperfixation (this time it's Ace Attorney)
The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.
The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.
I never did get to show her…
An idea 😃
had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online
my message 2 the world
Stars I wish I was a perverted slut but I am too embarrassed about my body
ive listened to so much tma, that + slay the princess has got me feeling like jonathan sims is in my head narrating me