22 yr old trans woman. Discoverer of the McDonald's™ secret menu item, the "McTomato" (R.I.P). haters and losers (and minors) DNI. potentially NSFW.
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TRUE!
Being tipsy is awesome
Amazing how I’m a grown adult and I still cannot shake the exact same childhood feeling of thinking im going to “get in trouble”
if the soviet union had managed to invent they/them back under khrushchev they might have won the cold war
what do you mean my mutuals don’t look like their icons?!?!!?
*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else
favorite mario enemy?
luigi
slay the princess narrator wearing this
im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit
had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out
Crazy that I posted this mere weeks before losing my mind to slay the princess. Really found the game at the perfect time.
I love inventing types of guy in my head.
damn girl are you on a path in the woods. are in the cabin at the end of that path. are you in the basement of that cabin. cause you look like a princess to me
damn girl are you on a path in the woods. are in the cabin at the end of that path. are you in the basement of that cabin. cause you look like a princess to me
May we have a parasocial moment of silence?
⠀
she jack off my trades till im master of none
If a trans girl tells you that she wants to start dressing more femme and your response is "but you're conforming to gender stereotypes" then she is entitled to punch you in the face as hard as she wants
Seeing a trans woman hear me out cake would be special but if anyone ever did any of that it'd be put on repeat on a big screen in the houses of parliament and used to justify banning trans people from breathing the same air as cis people
you discovered the secret McDonald’s menu item?
The Mc Tomato (May she rest in piece) was a chicken mayo with added tomato and the piece of chicken removed, can't get it anymore because McDonalds removed the option to add tomato to it, fuck my stupid chungus life...
gen ℤ invents WOKE negative numbers!!!!!!
YOU get it.
I don't know where Slay the Princess is going but the transgender vibe are insane.
You're stuck in a mental-like world with voices in your head. The main one is gender you as a man and telling you to go in the basement and kill the woman that is there. "It's for the sake of the world", he says.
You can try to ignore the basement and the whole thing but you keep coming back to it. You can't avoid the ordeal. There's a woman trapped there, seemingly by the man "doing it for your own good" voice in your head. She wants to get out of this closet basement but she can't if you don't want her to leave.
You can try to kill this woman in your basement, to get rid of her, but the loop continues, only more painful and violent than before. You quickly realize that her torment is your torment. There's no way out of this. You have no face. You don't know yourself, only the male role imposed on you by the Voice. You don't know the princess. You don't understand what's going on, what's happening to you. But by repeating the loop, by trying to know more about Her, you start to understand, to know more about You. Maybe by reaching a true understanding of each other you'll be able to break her your chains.
And then, together, finally able to truly love yourselves, you'll be able to leave this basement and see the world.
I ❤️ bitching and moaning
sliding hill 2 (cheatengine)
i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.
and looked it up…
i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.
Can't believe Slay the princess made me start to understand the appeal of the Tumblr sexyman... I'm so cooked...
If you guys haven't played "Slay the Princess" then you should definitely play "Slay the Princess". Like right now.
Like now now. Now.
HeywhatyouaredoingyoushouldplayitrightnowyouarentdoinganythingimportantrightnowsoyoushouldplayityoudontdeservetoplayitbutyoshouldpolayitrightnownowNOWNOWNOWN-
forcefem. forcemasc. too much reliance on "force" lately. what about strategyfem. realpolitikfem.
slay the princess narrator wearing this
It’s a heart lungs liver nerves kind of day