"Listen Up, 621... You Can't Get A Trans Girl Pregnant. Now Focus On The Objective. We Have A Job To

I can't help but feel like I'm desperate for any form of human contact yet I'm so unfamiliar with how it all works for autism and social reasons it ends up being an awkward and dysfunctional experience where I drag on everyone else. And that's with people I already know, I can't even comprehend meeting new people. And even now I'm venting without much consideration of time and place probably to the rightful annoyance of whoever gets shown this post, I fucking suck as a person and don't want to, but idk how to not

As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.

He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

Call me a catgirl the way I can't FUCKING STAND these "cat scarers"!!! oww!?!

I miss having crushes. That deep weight/pull inside like falling, it seems like it wouldn't be nice but it's one of the best feelings in the world. The uncontrollable blushing when you see them and going "oh god! What if they notice?" making you simply more flustered. The little spark of hope when you start to think maybe, just maybe, they might feel the same way about me, right?

"How To Be That Girl" // Ryoko Kui

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

To continue on with my Mia Fey brainrot, list of reasons I think Wright and gang have had Maya or Pearl channel Mia:

Forgetting the password for the computer

There's a bug in the office and they need her to get it out

The computer stops working (Mia knows less about computers than anyone else)

Tiebreaker when the gang can't decide on what to do for lunch or something

Maya needing something on a shelf she can't reach (Mia isn't even tall (5ft 6) but she's competent enough to normally figure something out, Maya and Pearl just think she's tall)

Designated driver (Mia is kinda bitter about this)

Gaslighting gumshoe into thinking he's the only one who can see her

Wright has some juicy gossip that he's gotta let Mia know about

In her infinite wisdom mother nature gave the humble pistol shrimp a delightfully colorful shell and a plasma cannon to destroy its enemies