Having Fans Behind Your Cheeks That Speed Up When You're Flustered... It's Like Blushing But People Can

based on the latest episode

I KNOW I'm funny but do you wanna FUCK me

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

*straight person talking to a gay couple voice* "so like, which one of you is the monster and which one of you is the monster fucker?"

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

unrestrained summer fun

honestly this comic I've seen here and there gets under my skin way more than it should. Like it's stupid and petty of me and the general message of "let your child wear what they want" is broadly good but it just feels like it reduces overcoming the enforcement of gender roles down to "parents permitting boys to wear a skirt if they ask nicely" in a way that feels like mildly progressive parents patting themselves on the back for hypothetically accepting gender non conformity whilst their closeted trans daughter is too scared of judgement from picking the girl character model on halo incase your parents walked in and made a fuss about it

“Don’t play with that, Billy, it’s for girls.” “You can play with whatever you want, Peter.” “Don’t be silly, Billy. You’re a boy.” “Sure, Peter. If you like it.” “You should be ashamed! You forced this poor boy to be like you wanted him to be. Juset because you wanted a girl, I bet.” Follow this link to find a short video and analysis of gender identity and the way society attempts to police it. Source: theweetosdoesart

sometimes you go onto tumblr expecting shitposting and end up a flustered mess after being blasted with the horniest 5 posts you've ever seen

you discovered the secret McDonald’s menu item?

The Mc Tomato (May she rest in piece) was a chicken mayo with added tomato and the piece of chicken removed, can't get it anymore because McDonalds removed the option to add tomato to it, fuck my stupid chungus life...