Having Your Main Anxiety Response Be Avoidance Is Crazy Cause You'll Think You're Chillin And Then One

she jack off my trades till im master of none

La Femme Chauve-Souris (The Bat-Woman) 1890

— by Albert Joseph Penot

Remembered I haven't posted this gender graph I created here yet, so enjoy.

Feel like crying but in a :3 way

I need to become a more likeable and pleasant person to be around.

Just remembered we're all going to inevitably die, day ruined

I've said for a while that I feel the shift to digital articles has 'tabloidified' everything but it is crazy that everything now is just those magazines called something like "wow!" that you see at the hairdressers or dentist waiting room that advertise stories like "My hubby of 20 years ran off with a prostitute because I got pregnant... And now they have quintuplets!!!!" but like about how it's so good and necessary to bring in the "hit poor people with a big comedy wooden mallet hard enough that they're pressed into a perfectly shaped hole in the ground" legislation

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

Can't believe Slay the princess made me start to understand the appeal of the Tumblr sexyman... I'm so cooked...

favorite mario enemy?

luigi