Sexual Knifeplay Is Indicative Of Weak Character. I Could Never Get Aroused From Being Stabbed Because

I can't help but feel like I'm desperate for any form of human contact yet I'm so unfamiliar with how it all works for autism and social reasons it ends up being an awkward and dysfunctional experience where I drag on everyone else. And that's with people I already know, I can't even comprehend meeting new people. And even now I'm venting without much consideration of time and place probably to the rightful annoyance of whoever gets shown this post, I fucking suck as a person and don't want to, but idk how to not

im about to create the worlds first sexually-transmitted ideology

*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else

okay I get the sentiment around the android hornyposting, but what about the wholesome stuff.

-hearing your partner, or friends fans spin down as they get more comfortable while you cuddle. -switching their LEDs to match your favorite color/whatever color you're wearing -deliberately decreasing cooling efficiency to be warm to the touch -being willing to ask for help with internal maintenance because they trust you

-being able to tell when they're thinking more/less as the speed of their fans/cooling pump/the temperature they are changes

-having panels with stickers of interests you share that they change to when they know they're going to be with you

-asking your opinion on different chassis layouts, and seeing them the next day after they've applied your opinions without telling you they would

Robot girl who's shell is made of 90s coloured plastic so you can see her circuitry <3

this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) go on the hero's journey

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

If a trans girl tells you that she wants to start dressing more femme and your response is "but you're conforming to gender stereotypes" then she is entitled to punch you in the face as hard as she wants