I Guess I'm Going To Have To Wait Until Char's Counterattack To Find Out Since To Me He's Just A Silly

As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.

He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

its so disturbing how many people get appendectomies when there's no evidence that it even helps with appendicitis :/ hm? oh? no i know about that but it wasn't double blind so it doesn't count. you know. one of those double blind appendectomy studies where we give people with appendicitis a placebo appendectomy and the doctors doing it also don't know if they've actually removed the appendix or not at the end of the procedure. yeah nobody's done one of those so the evidence doesn't count and if looks like there's just no evidence for appendectomies :/ and some of the people getting them might be autistic so idk if they can really consent to having their body permanently altered... but of course you can't talk about any of this because of Woke nowadays...

Call me a catgirl the way I can't FUCKING STAND these "cat scarers"!!! oww!?!

not because ill reciprocate but because its good for my ego ofc/j

low on morale is anyone secretly in love with me

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

she jack off my trades till im master of none

Remembered I haven't posted this gender graph I created here yet, so enjoy.