I FINALLY MANAGED TO CATCH IT ON CAMERA

honestly it’s getting hard for me to enjoy american gods when everything’s flooded with m*dwife bullshit

Max attack speed, zero damage

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I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

is there anything more pure than a cat and it’s love for a heat source 

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

Hilarious Reasons Why Every Cat Owner Should Get A Glass Table