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Hufflepuff and Slytherin love in Gravity Falls (S2:E9)

I'm angry because this would totally work for me. I feel called out!

Besides, I only wish to convey a message. A message? From Professor Dumbledore. He asked me to give you his best, and he hopes you enjoy your holiday.

Things I associate with the houses:

(based on my closest friends)

Slytherin – David Bowie on full blast, either has all the sugar or none in their coffee, perfectly messy hair, cuts up their clothes on a whim, pin badges in denim jackets, a cigarette in a trembling hand, a graveyard at night, the feeling of vodka burning your throat, Halloween, paranormal youtube videos, does tarot with a normal card deck, jager bombs that are more jager than red bull.

Ravenclaw – animal rights activism, ridiculously thoughtful gifts, learning new languages for fun, horror movies at 1am, hope, paint smudges, forgotten tea that’s gone cold, meeting your idols, writing your own songs, political t-shirts, walking next to your bike so you can talk to your friends, pouring skittles into vodka.

Hufflepuff – hot chocolate, drunk tears, feeling festive in September, Pancake Day, cheesy music, soft colours, scuffed boots, permanently covered in animal fur, sweets, faded skinny jeans and plaid shirts, flour in their hair, saves empty bottles cause they look nice.

Gryffindor – leg-ups, arm wrestles, playful teasing, undercuts, the smell of gingerbread, eating so much takeaway you could burst, Bon Jovi, pretending not to be a lightweight, electric guitar, “is that a dare?”, heavy docs, late nights, climbing through windows cause you forgot your key, one leather jacket for all occasions.

I strongly belive Minerva knew how Sirius was treated at his home so when they weren't in class she'd talk to him and show interest in his life, in a weird mix between friend and mother, and he just loves it

Mcgonagall: what did you do over the summer Mr. Black?

Sirius, taking out a list: I was hoping you'd ask-

Mcgonagall, whispering: Mr. Black? Are the rumors true? Did Mr. Lupin ask you out?

Sirius: oh my God Minnie yes! I'm s excited, we're going to hogsmade to...

Sirius, holding up two hangers: ok, the black leather jacket with studs on the shoulders or the silver leather jacket with wings on the back?

Mcgonagall, sipping some tea: the black one makes your eyes pop more, but you definitely need a scarf of sorts if you don't want to catch a cold

Sirius: *is crying alone in a hallway*

Mcgonagall: *turns into a cat and curls up on his lap to comfort him*

😳

RIP Dorian Gray, you would have loved selfies

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