killianmichaelcastor

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Sapphics in Space holy fucking shit

characters from a musical i want to write: STARLIGHTS! The Comfort Of Artificial Gravity

anyways. love them

could i get a link to the stobotnik discord server perchance..?👉🏻👈🏻 i need to add fuel to the fire (the fire being me hyperfixating on gay people ONCE AGAIN)

@commonsenseyouneedit hey. it’s a fictional ship. calm down. if someone not liking a ship makes you THIS upset i think you need to log off the internet for a while. also, “they’re made for each other ur just a hater grr!” is not a good argument.

thinking about the owl house and how everything i hated about it was likely a direct result of 1. it being produced by disney and B. huntlow being canon (and yes i do think canon huntlow ruined a ton of stuff. i’m not exaggerating. it completely ruined hunter and willow’s characters for starters by taking their pre-existing cool personalities and changing them so the ship would fit a boring unseasoned girlboss x malewife dynamic. willow should’ve been aroace [she’d make more sense than lilith] and hunter should’ve ended up with one of the blight twins [id have preferred edric because the show didn’t have ANY decent canon mlm ships. and no, willow’s background gay dads and the implication of aladarius in the finale do NOT count. although i wouldn’t have complained if hunter had ended up with emira either] shipping is my special interest so like.. i get kinda aggressive about these things but also i think it gives me a bit of credibility on the topic. you can disagree but that’s just my opinion lol)

i remember at one point i made a list of stuff i hate about the show, and while i don’t have access to it anymore i remember that most of the stuff i listed was, in fact, very likely a result of those two factors.

like adding onto the anti huntlow thing, i think lumity also has problems for some of the same reasons huntlow does, albeit not as drastically. like it’s obvious that the creators decided on the ships BEFORE writing their character’s personalities which ended up working out in lumitys favour but NOT in huntlows. cause yeah, amity changed after getting with luz but it was sorta realistic? meanwhile after getting with willow, hunter fully stops being funny and loses his charm entirely. he was my favourite character until the Huntlow Personality Retcon happened. now i genuinely can’t stand him. if i wanted to see a boring m/f girlboss x malewife “bi4bi” (in quotations cause hunter never showed interest in the same gender at ANY point which leads me to believe that him being bi was an afterthought they threw in during season 3) fictional couple where the most interesting thing about it is the fact that it’s a gb/mw dynamic, i would simply watch a millie x moxxie compilation on youtube. and i don’t even like helluva boss. and i think that dynamic is overplayed.

like people always say “straight couples are boring” and they get hate for it but are they wrong??? when the majority of m/f couples in fiction are either “gender roles: the ship” or “reversed gender roles: the ship” it starts to get boring as hell. where’s the variety. like for example a straight ship i really enjoy is tim and sasha from the magnus archives, because they actually have personalities that compliment one another that aren’t just “he’s a simp and she’s strong!!1!” obviously we don’t get to learn a ton about them together, but that’s also a nice change. why do ships always have to be the main focus at the expense of a good story. and again: i’m saying this as someone whose SPECIAL INTEREST IS SHIPPING.

obviously there are worse ships than huntlow. i’m aware of that. but i also think i’m allowed to have and express my opinions. kay? cool.

FEBRUARY 28TH 10AM PST!!!!!!!

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

the fact that some of y’all saw the term “purity culture” and decided to apply it to FANDOM DISCOURSE to defend proshipping is DISGUSTING. i’m not even talking about the proshipping part, idrc abt that rn i’m specifically talking about the way you idiots are misusing a term that has LEAD TO PEOPLE DYING IRL because you couldn’t be bothered to google it before using it. do better.

he sing

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

i firmly believe that the best piece of writing advice i could ever give someone is “you can’t have everything you want in your story.” if you implement ALL your ideas into one story, you risk losing good writing. because a lot of the time, the “lore” or whatever doesn’t match up with each idea, or it becomes too clustered. a good example of this is everything vivziepop writes. she tries to get all her cool ideas into one story, and so it comes off feeling like a bad fanfiction of a better story (pacing issues, continuity errors, too many characters, etc). this isn’t me hating on viv, it’s me trying to get you to learn from her mistakes. i believe her stories have genuinely decent qualities that get overshadowed by the bad stuff. 

tldr; you need to sacrifice some of your ideas in order to make a story good (but you can always reuse them in other stories!). 

gay people? woah

ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

audrey!

i hate retcons

what i mean is, i hate when creators of a piece of media confirm something in the canon of the media, like for example a character stating “i love the color red,” and then the creator coming out on twitter or an interview or something later and saying “actually that character HATES red,” even if there’s direct evidence of the character loving red.

this is mostly about the fact that one of the arcane creators “confirmed” that sky and viktor were childhood friends, despite the only “evidence” of that being that they made eye contact once as children. if they were actually friends they’d have interacted in a friendlier way. but they didn’t, their interactions were all very hollow.

there are other examples too, but that’s the one i’m most annoyed about rn. i hate retcons. stop retconning things to make them canon. if you want something to be canon in your story, make it canon (if you can), and at the very least don’t canonically confirm the exact opposite of what you want to be canon.

if i wanted a character in a book i’m theoretically writing to be black, i wouldn’t describe them as being pale and having white features. i then DEFINITELY wouldn’t go on twitter years later and “confirm” that they were black the whole time (cough cough jkr).

anyways. stop confirming things in the laziest way possible. also stop getting mad at people for not taking the creator’s words into account when those words are bullshit. thanks.

FREAK! (affectionate)

woah old art redraw

epic jinx moment

Ants

i was doing edibles outside in the rain this morning, and i accidentally dropped one onto the ground.

since i was already high, i kinda just… stared at it. i didn’t even bother to pick it back up. 

the rain hit the exposed surface of it in an almost melodic manner. i watched as it got more and more soaked. 

eventually, the rain stopped, and i was still staring at the fallen edible. 

a little ant crawled over to it, and broke off a piece. then, it left, presumably to bring it back to its colony. 

i wondered if ants could process drugs in the same way humans do. i doubted it, but i gave it some thought.

what if the ant brought the piece of the edible back to its colony, and they all got super high? what if they became enlightened??

that happened to a friend of mine, once. 

Avery Bourne. we met back in high school. he was the guy who got me into this stuff in the first place. 

one day, we were sitting at his place eating the edibles he had made, like normal. but then, all of a sudden, he began to scream.

he said he had seen god. 

he had seen god, and god had seen him, too. he said god had talked to him, in a language he could no longer comprehend. 

Avery said… he said we were all just bugs. just bugs compared to what’s truly out there. 

he ran away that night. i never saw him again.

i look back down to the edible on the ground, and i see a bunch of ants, just standing there.

looking at me. 

…maybe i should quit for good. 

Instead of doing NanoWriMo I will be doing something where I try to aim for writing an actual average of 400 words a day for the month of November in memory of Terry Pratchett, who as far as I know never thought telling a computer to write a book for you is a good way to hone your skills as a writer.

holy shit guys she saw the tv glow

“turning the zodiacs into humans!” the people yearn for homestuck

i found my old edgy poems from 8th grade

(they’re censored cause i posted them to tiktok earlier)

the funny thing about these is that NOBODY HAD HURT ME YET? LIKE DUDE WHY WAS I 13 YEARS OLD WRITING EDGY BREAKUP POEMS ON QUOTEV LMAOOOO

freakay

cunty ahh

this movie is so fanartable

Suburbia Overture! (Keith’s Version)

one time i wrote a short story with my ocs. one of the lines was “the point is, you care about the guy. no homo. but also maybe totally yes homo. schrödingers sexuality. does the cat fuck dudes? who knows, but if he did, you’d support him 100%. and in this case, the cat is charlie. the cat that you’re maybe totally super in love with. maybe you should stop comparing him to cats if you’re going to say that.” i don’t know which davekat fanfic author i channeled while writing it but i’m not complaining

THIS IS *NOT* HOMESTUCK, IT IS MY OCS!!!

cunty mf