Man If I Gotta Make Bad Art, It Should At Least Be Easy! But It’s Not! It Is Also Hard To Make This

@cries-on-demand smudge and smear

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

OH MY SWEETHEART I BEAR A CHARMED LIFE AND I OWE IT TO A HARD WORKING MAN LIKE YOU, I PROMISE, I DONT MIND AND I WILL JUST REMOVE MY GLOVES TO GRAB THE STUFF <3

If I'm out I like to get my boyfriend a snack or something for during his lunch break. This time I grabbed him stuff and decided on my own to give it to him after work. I get too scared to interrupt him during the final fifteen minutes of his shift, too scared to wait near the door, think WHAT IF HE GETS OFF EARLY, and out of sheer panic walk over to his car so I can hopefully meet him and give him airplane Gummies and a gingerbread man. I feel like a stalker rn I'm literally shaking so much 😭😭😭

YESSS

LET ME SEE MEN WITH GLITTERY EYESHADOW

After a whole 8 days of not touching this spider bite no matter how sore it got, I just scratched the fuck out of it and it was incredible let me tell you what, the best feeling in the world is scratching an itch feverishly like a diseased dog, not thinking of anything, not flinching at how much blood appears, only trying to scratch faster. It's one of this world's few indulgences, not warned of included in the bible, but should be.

I wish you lived here too baby 🥺🥺😔

Man, this game is so cool, I wish lawyers were real