Designed This Lass As A Commission For Sarah On Twitter. Was Pretty Jazzed With How The Design Came Out

*pelican voice* put girl in lap. lap safe place for girl, comfy, perfect shape for girl to sit. put girl in lap. nothing bad happen to girl in lap. please.

on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

moonbli is just those two moon emojis with faces 🌚🌝

^This is how stupid those two fuckers look on my device.

hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

Monarch of Monsters, and its Samples, References, and Interpolations

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

Have a lovely weekend.

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