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Some ink art for October

This is my world now. Aren't you excited? horse by @vyl3tpwny

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

after fifty billion years, i'm back with another translation and this time it's zosan!

original by SS_Kemuri over on twitter!

This is a secondary derivative. Do not reproduce without permission from the original author.

Bumblebee: Snudoo?

Sundew: What? What's wrong? Are you hungry? Are you cold? DID SOMEONE LOOK AT YOU WEIRD? DID THEY MAKE YOU FEEL SAD?? I'LL KILL THEM! I'LL RIP THEM LIMB FROM LIMB! I'll-!!!

Bumblebee: Snudoo snuggle buggles???

Sundew: ....

Sundew: ...is anyone watching?

Bumblebee: ? *shakes head*

Sundew: then we can do snuggle buggles for FIVE minutes

Bumblebee: HEEEEEEE~!

Sundew: SHH SHHHH five QUIET minutes!!

-One Hour Later-

Cricket: ... you're right. We need to get her to stop calling you "Snudoo".

Sundew: shut up

Cricket: Would "daddy" or "mommy" Sundew work better?

Sundew: the moment this sleeping dragonet gets OFF me you are a DEAD hivewing

Cricket: And then you'd be an only parent, daddy snudoo.

Sundew: DEAD

this is how the cold war ended

Turtle from Wings of Fire

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.