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How I imagine it would have gone if the Erins weren't cowards

Hollyleaf: You see these berries? You're going to eat them! Or I'll make you!

Leafpool: Hollyleaf, I lost my kits, the one cat I loved, and my ca-

Mothwing: *poking her head in* Uh excuse you mousebrain!? I am right here!

Hollyleaf: *jumps*

Leafpool: Wait you actually love me back!?

Mothwing: Well duh!

Leafpool: YOU MEAN I SUPRESSED MY FEELINGS FOR YOU FOR NO REASON!?

Leafpool: Hollyleaf, give me the death berries please!

Hollyleaf: What? *pulls the death berries back* no! Now you don't get them!

Hollyleaf: But you do get this! *thwacks her mom on the forehead with her paw*

Leafpool: Ow!

Hollyleaf: Mousebrain! *runs out*

Lionblaze: Hollyleaf!? Where are you going!?

Hollyleaf: *calls back* TO RIVERCLAN! TO BE WITH WILLOWSHINE!

Leafpool and Mothwing: *running out of the medicine den* WAIT FOR US!

Jayfeather: *realizing he's the only medicine cat in ThunderClan now* GEE THANKS! LOVE YA TOO!

Lionblaze: *smiling* Look at them go!

after fifty billion years, i'm back with another translation and this time it's zosan!

original by SS_Kemuri over on twitter!

This is a secondary derivative. Do not reproduce without permission from the original author.

If you've ever wondered why people in Hawai'i hate tourists, try to wrap your mind around the fact that there are CURRENTLY, RIGHT NOW, tourists sipping martinis and looking at fish within swimming range of the fresh corpses of local people who couldn't escape the overnight destruction of their entire town.

Try to comprehend that there are fully functional, high capacity boats passing through the waters in front of an area full of survivors who are stranded and in need of supplies, refusing to help. They are hosting snorkeling tours.

Really think about, try your best to actually picture over two thousand people unhoused and in need of shelter, with nothing but the clothes on their backs and nothing to return to. Understand that the island, stolen land, is littered with hotels full of air conditioned of rooms with beds and showers and toilets, each fully equipped to host hundreds of families for weeks, turning these people away because they're booked up with tourists who refuse to leave.

And understand that these tourists were offered free transport to return home or be hosted on other islands. Free. Courtesy of local tax dollars. 4,000 wealthy tourists were offered free flights shelter on Oahu and begged to leave the island, BEFORE the survivors were given shelter.

And enough still insisted on remaining and carrying out their vacations that people are left without shelter and resources while they enjoy "their stay in paradise".

[Edit]: This current situation, and this type of tourist behavior is horrifying beyond words. In other circumstances, the tourism situation is much more complicated, and I need to ask that people do not add on to this post unless they are local.

fucking love this

Magical cat 💕

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“we need to stop the stigma towards drug users and addicts” and “we need to challenge the idea that being sober makes you boring” and “we need to stop acting like binge drinking to the extent you’re doing medical damage is fun and normal for young people” are all ideas that can and should coexist.

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All you need in life is a color picker willing to expose you to the unbounded madness we call color vision.

me, absolutely clueless: "I want a color just like this one, but in red" color picker: Fuck you think you are, a Mantis Shrimp? Don't talk to me again until you can afford a wide gamut monitor.

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