Koraandnova - Kicking My Feet & Cuddling A Pillow Sorrowfully

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

Nyan Nyan

hewwfiwe buwning in my skin uwu

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

@koboldfactory Goose found a rock!

he's been looking at it for an hour...

rye. again!!!!!

after fifty billion years, i'm back with another translation and this time it's zosan!

original by SS_Kemuri over on twitter!

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「 commission 」 portrait for _l_i_a_s ⟁

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

How I imagine it would have gone if the Erins weren't cowards

Hollyleaf: You see these berries? You're going to eat them! Or I'll make you!

Leafpool: Hollyleaf, I lost my kits, the one cat I loved, and my ca-

Mothwing: *poking her head in* Uh excuse you mousebrain!? I am right here!

Hollyleaf: *jumps*

Leafpool: Wait you actually love me back!?

Mothwing: Well duh!

Leafpool: YOU MEAN I SUPRESSED MY FEELINGS FOR YOU FOR NO REASON!?

Leafpool: Hollyleaf, give me the death berries please!

Hollyleaf: What? *pulls the death berries back* no! Now you don't get them!

Hollyleaf: But you do get this! *thwacks her mom on the forehead with her paw*

Leafpool: Ow!

Hollyleaf: Mousebrain! *runs out*

Lionblaze: Hollyleaf!? Where are you going!?

Hollyleaf: *calls back* TO RIVERCLAN! TO BE WITH WILLOWSHINE!

Leafpool and Mothwing: *running out of the medicine den* WAIT FOR US!

Jayfeather: *realizing he's the only medicine cat in ThunderClan now* GEE THANKS! LOVE YA TOO!

Lionblaze: *smiling* Look at them go!