I Went To An Amusement Park Today, So You Guys Know What This Means.

i went to an amusement park today, so you guys know what this means.

besides their terrible eyesight, qcharlie and qmariana have two things in common. first off, they would do ANYTHING to make their daughter happy. second off, they are absolute PUSSIES. scaredy wet cats.

which is why they aren't thrilled at first at the idea of going to an amusement park. unfortunately for them, the first factor aka their love for a certain egg, is way stronger than the second. so when they see the excitement in their daughter's eyes, they comply without hesitation.

yeah it doesn't go well, to summarize it :

flippa : *points at an attraction*

charlie : oh flippa you wanna do the teacups? alright that seems fun doesn't it! :) what do you mean behi- oh.

and he looks at where flippa is REALLY pointing and it's the biggest fucking rollercoaster in the park. he's not thrilled. neither is his wife. they are both TERRIFIED.

but well they love their daughter and would NEVER admit to being scared in front of the each other, so here they go. they probably instinctively started holding hands during the ride and screamed in absolute horror while their daughter screamed in delight. honestly charlie's glasses probably fell and he had to spend the rest of the trip basically BLIND. flippa had an allergic reaction to God Knows Fucking What mid ride and Mariana was shaking violently and on the verge of throwing up.

finally they got off with a sigh of relief, happy to have won the battle, and turned to flippa only to find a sign with the word AGAIN shoved in their faces.

mariana decided it was enough fucking emotion for the day and faked a stomach ache, while charlie (he couldn't read the sign he's fucking blind) is oblivious, letting himself be pushed around by his daughter to what he doesn't know is the Second Worst Rollercoaster while his wife runs away.