My Silly Little Suckers

the server truly could not have made a worse couple. alexa play clocks by coldplay

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Slay the Princess: a summary

i went to an amusement park today, so you guys know what this means.

besides their terrible eyesight, qcharlie and qmariana have two things in common. first off, they would do ANYTHING to make their daughter happy. second off, they are absolute PUSSIES. scaredy wet cats.

which is why they aren't thrilled at first at the idea of going to an amusement park. unfortunately for them, the first factor aka their love for a certain egg, is way stronger than the second. so when they see the excitement in their daughter's eyes, they comply without hesitation.

yeah it doesn't go well, to summarize it :

flippa : *points at an attraction*

charlie : oh flippa you wanna do the teacups? alright that seems fun doesn't it! :) what do you mean behi- oh.

and he looks at where flippa is REALLY pointing and it's the biggest fucking rollercoaster in the park. he's not thrilled. neither is his wife. they are both TERRIFIED.

but well they love their daughter and would NEVER admit to being scared in front of the each other, so here they go. they probably instinctively started holding hands during the ride and screamed in absolute horror while their daughter screamed in delight. honestly charlie's glasses probably fell and he had to spend the rest of the trip basically BLIND. flippa had an allergic reaction to God Knows Fucking What mid ride and Mariana was shaking violently and on the verge of throwing up.

finally they got off with a sigh of relief, happy to have won the battle, and turned to flippa only to find a sign with the word AGAIN shoved in their faces.

mariana decided it was enough fucking emotion for the day and faked a stomach ache, while charlie (he couldn't read the sign he's fucking blind) is oblivious, letting himself be pushed around by his daughter to what he doesn't know is the Second Worst Rollercoaster while his wife runs away.

obligatory "go listen to jrwi" post bc I had an influx of QSMP followers. here is a helpful guide to find which campaign is for you :)

listen to Riptide if you want a beautiful, tragic story about a crew finding family in each other. they had a song, go listen to Hole in Your Heart it's a banger. they also have women in love here and Goobleck. I can't speak for the later episodes but I watched up to 57 when it came out and there's daddy issues!!!!!! there is SO MANY daddy issues.

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listen to Prime Defenders if you want the most painful pining of all time (there's superheroes and i'm crying hope this helps) and Charlie attempting to play the smart character for one season before realizing he Literally Can't. also fish dad and possibly the best depiction I've seen in a long time of an abusive father in mourning.

listen to Apotheosis if you want gay people who love so wholly and completely despite their destiny containing only pain and agony, who in turn extend that love to a being thought only to know violence. also Charlie saying "ough" with reverb. there's some really cool monster design from Condi here too!!!! I still gotta finish this one I just know they have sex

listen to Blood in the Bayou if you want to hear Charlie Slimecicle DM the most horrific and interesting branches of D&D I've personally played. Call of Cthulhu in its core is built around stories that don't end happy. stories where everyone dies. if you want the peak of Slimecicle storytelling and can handle graphic descriptions of body horror and gore, go here.

“You should be at the club” “you should be out partying” I should be at my prince’s side coming down from top rope my prince

I'm so sorry lol /hj

👶🏻 🥰 📝 for the ask game!!

👶 hmmm the first fanfic i remember reading was from ficbook dot net (fanfiction site for russian speaking) and i think i just used randomizer and read from fandoms i didnt know about? anyway the fic was about a bomb being thrown on the city. the main character went to the roof to watch it fall. it was short and sad </3

🥰 OHHH COMFORT FICS YIPPIE lemme check my ao3 bookmarks

okay so. palette by ponkan_tsu [omori], familiar face by rainsoughtflower [dr stone] (I LOVE THIS ONE SO SO SO MUCH!!! I NEARLY CRIED WHEN I FIRST READ IT), everyone's killing reality by khattikeri [ndrv3]

📝 favorite unfinished fics:

thunder child by anonymous [khr] and the stigma of humanity by krool_aid [tsp]. i soooooo want to find what happens next in them

* slenderman WHY are you a jrwi fan. how.

* you're incredibly based but you scare me

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS NOW

CW FOR EYE STRAIN!

posted Frank before, now here’s Wally!!!

this was actually inspired by this fic by krool_aid on AO3, and the What If au by @neonross on twitter and tumblr!!

I think about this au waaay too much for my own good 😵‍💫

i love it so much, and i hope you like this artwork too!