Nicknames: When You Shorten Someone’s Name Affectionately

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

Honestly, "I can travel the world and fight every kind of monster, but these college applications and getting letters of recommendation might kill me" is such an ADHD mood.

The Prophecy is fulfilled

I like that darth vader is basically space regina george. everyone loves to hate him & his opinion on things is The opinion on things. oh vader hates obi wan kenobi? we hate obi wan kenobi

it’s crazy that they do the ‘taking off glasses makeover’ thing in movies when real life is always like someone you see everyday wears glasses once and is suddenly incredibly hot

the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare

It’s just me and my silly little books against the world

Hey. Hey you. The person aimlessly scrolling, stuck in an immobilized standoff with your brain

It's not your fault. You won't be stuck forever. I know you're trying. I know you hate it. It's ok.

And tell the Mean Voice in your head that it's not helping. It knows as well as you do that you would get up and Just Start the task if you could. You're not doing this on purpose.

Take a deep breath. Relax your jaw. I see you trying so hard to break out of it, but you can't force it. You'll get Unstuck eventually. All you can do in the interim is be kind to yourself.

I love Mando’s vibe. Imagine some guy rolling up to your shop in a beat up honda civic. He steps out wearing an armani suit. He opens his wallet and offers you two dollars to fix his car.

leverage is a monster-of-the-week show, but the monsters are corporate greed, conglomerates, and capitalism.