The Frequency Of Needing To Food Shop Because You Eat Food And Therefore Deplete What You Previously

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

#me

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

NOT reading the new book unless it ends with percy showing up to the new rome uni with one letter of recommendation by his mother and when they ask where the ones written by the gods are he's just like "my mom is worth more than a thousand gods" in an extremely disney channel protagonist type of way.

i love how in leverage nate ford doesn't get monologued to by villains. he gives a monologue, with genuine pleasure and complete unconcern for what's going to happen to him. you sort of get the sense that if he could whip out a powerpoint and a long stick to point with, he would. along with graphs and charts that he made hardison make.

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

Im always thrilled to find other passengers on this train 😄

I think I forgot how to breathe for a second

I legit thought someone had photoshopped this at first because how are we lucky enough to get a shot this good?!

you want me to start dating? why? so I can get married? so I can wear a ring? the thing that killed Isildur and brought doom and destruction upon Middle-Earth? nice try dude! I see through your deception! now you must find another pawn to use in your evil machinations, o Lord of the Rings!