Yearning For Someone Who Doesn't Exist

the real reason gotg movies are the funniest marvel movies is because their characters have gone through the most trauma, and that’ll give you an elite sense of humour

me: i’m gonna fix my sleep schedule, eat healthier, drink more water, actually leave my apartment once in a while to do interesting stuff, maybe even go to the gym!!!!

me:

love when neal says he's gonna check in with his "street contacts" but he's actually just calling mozzie

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can't believe the plot of leverage is literally 'man gets hired to be a project manager for Crime and then is forcefully adopted by the employees he doesn't want'

There are two wolves inside of you

One of them is broke and wants to save money

The other one wants to own hardcover versions of books

Me when the stakes are high and the goofy character gets all focused and serious:

i love how in leverage nate ford doesn't get monologued to by villains. he gives a monologue, with genuine pleasure and complete unconcern for what's going to happen to him. you sort of get the sense that if he could whip out a powerpoint and a long stick to point with, he would. along with graphs and charts that he made hardison make.

Honestly, "I can travel the world and fight every kind of monster, but these college applications and getting letters of recommendation might kill me" is such an ADHD mood.