Remus: how did Reggie first came out to you?
Sirius: well there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
Remus: That's cute
Sirius: It was NOT cute!
Sirius: I thought he was pregnant.
When Harry becomes the DADA professor, kids constantly ask him for an autograph, but he refuses, saying the only thing he’ll autograph is a detention slip. Eventually, though, he starts carrying around a stack of autographed pictures of Ginny, which he gives out when people ask for an autograph. It gets really popular, so he starts mixing it up with autographs from other people, mostly Ron and Hermione. But the students love it, so he adds more. Soon he’s giving out autographs from like fifty different people, including all the teachers at Hogwarts, and a bunch of other random people like Luna, Lee Jordan, Oliver Wood, etc. He even has some fairly rare ones from Krum and Fleur. It becomes a game in Hogwarts to collect all the autographs, like chocolate frog cards. Some of them are more limited edition than others, like signatures from all the ghosts (though Harry won’t reveal how he managed to get those). George starts to offer a discount at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes (and a prize autograph from Peeves, who will only sign Bertie Bott’s scratch-and-sniff cards) to anyone who can prove they’ve collected the whole set. Harry provides him with up-to-date lists of autographs to check against. Every Hogsmeade weekend there’s a line of Hogwarts students in WWW’s Hogsmeade branch trying to get the discount.
At some point a seventh year comes up to Harry and asks for his autograph, but not as the Savior of the Wizarding World, but because they now have the autograph of every other Hogwarts teacher and want Professor Potter’s to go with them. Harry–trying not to tear up–agrees, but only in exchange for the student’s signature. He begins offering this deal to all departing seventh years, his autograph in exchange for theirs. He tells them it’s in case they ever get famous, so he can add it as a limited edition autograph, but really he keeps them all in a big binder just for himself, to remember all his students. (A couple times, though, when a students does become famous, he will contact them and ask if they’d like to be added to the game. So far no one has said no.)
When Teddy starts at Hogwarts he begins a black market autograph trade because he has access to a lot of the people Harry gets autographs from. Harry’s other three children proudly continue the trade when they get to Hogwarts. They’re all secretly aided by Ginny.
Yes. This is just perfection.
The look after "seven hours for what ?" The bed dancing, the book, everything
I just love it
POLTERGEIST (1982) dir. Tobe Hooper.
Sirius grew his hair out for Regulus to feel more comfortable with having longer hair.
Now here’s my essay about this:
So everyone has basically accepted the fact that Sirius had long hair from about his 1st year to his 7th. But- imagine if he had short hair and then grew it out after Regulus came out as trans. Alright? Do you have a picture in your head? Great
Now, if I am remembering correctly, there’s a scene where Harry sees a photo of the original order of the phoenix and he notices that Sirius has short hair. This photo is taken two weeks before Marlene dies meaning the photo was taken sometime in 1981. Regulus dies in 1979.
So, Sirius started growing his hair out for his little brother for him to feel less ashamed of having long hair, then he started cutting it after he died because it reminded him too much of Reg.
I know it’s stupid, I don’t care. It’s canon to me
ao3 being down during the day on july 1st feels like they said "we need to do this update but if we do it during june they'll call it a hate crime" and they were correct
I love when you draw them with scars,
And with white hair and wrinkles on their face.
I love when you draw them with tattoos and piercings,
With brown and dark skin,
And with sunburns and freckles.
And not skinny or too skinny,
Too short to reach something or looming over their friends.
I love when you draw them old or tired,
With tears in their eyes or when they are still laughing at a joke.
I love when you draw them with their shirts untucked or a hole in their pants,
With unpaired socks and clothes that do not fit them.
I love when you draw them with not "not perfect" makeup, with yellow teeth or hair everywhere,
I love when you draw them different than we saw them in a movie or than they are described in a book
Because they are alive,
Because they are yours (and ours for a moment).
So thank you
The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.
This actually happened to me quite a few times. Bless the terrible English teachers my parents had!!
Dumbledore: You must understand, Harry, Professor Snape had a very terrible childhood.
Harry: I understand. I’m having a very terrible childhood right now.
Evan: Yeah, me and Barty don't use pet names.
Pandora: Really? What does a bee make?
Evan: Honey?
Regulus: No, no you're doing it wrong. What do you call a female dog?
Evan: A bitch?
Barty (falling from the ceiling): Yea dickhead?