I Imagine Professor Keating Learning About The Women In Welton Article And Thinking What Kind Of Idiot

lilylene is so so so so so so cute i need them to make out, paint each others nails, talk shit abt everyone around them, and then commit financial fraud together

James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: It doesn’t always work though.

hot take but i don’t think sirius would ever get mad about james and regulus being together. i think he’d be quite happy about it. it only means regulus is forced to stay in his life since james won’t ever leave his, so

Lily Evans my first attempt at drawing her , is she giving sweetheart, intelligent and iconic?🤭💖🌞✨🌻

"there's only one more phase to the heist! Then James and reg can live together and have 7 cats and 2 dogs"

I said with joys.

I was then shot 57 times.

If you see me getting manipulated by a Regulus Black kin don’t be worried I’m exactly where I wanna be

Rip remus lupin you would've loved googling your point to prove you were right

Remus:Get that disgusting thing away from me!

Sirius:I thought you like chocolate

Remus:That ugly white thing is not chocolate

Sirius:It's called white CHOCOLATE

Remus:They also called you straight and here we are.

"my child is fine" ma'am your child prioritises memorising every single full moon that happened in 1975 over their schoolwork

2 wolves inside of me & one of them wants to be your cool and mysterious mutual and then the other one needs to convince you that i’m funny. and then there’s a third wolf who’s just kind of addicted to his phone