The Black Brothers Trying To Explain His Trauma To People

i imagine professor keating learning about the women in welton article and thinking what kind of idiot would do that, and then charlie does the telephone act in front of nolan and it's like ooooh lmao it's one of my main idiots

Slytherin skittles hear me out cake would go crazy

Sorry for being gross and weird, it's because I'm gross and weird

things the marauders fandom has ruined for me

pink sticky notes

accidentally in love by counting crows (specifically in shrek 2)

leather jackets

grape jelly

red converse

david bowie

toast

mars bars

bagels

stargazing

any taylor swift song

eucalyptus + lavender scent combo

halloween

timothee chalamet

rubik’s cubes

several very specific paintings

paintings and art museums in general

10 things i hate about you

leonard cohen by boygenius

the grudge by olivia rodrigo

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"there's only one more phase to the heist! Then James and reg can live together and have 7 cats and 2 dogs"

I said with joys.

I was then shot 57 times.

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

"my child is fine" ma'am your child prioritises memorising every single full moon that happened in 1975 over their schoolwork

I’m so sorry, it’s ok - I’ll find my way to the corner to stand there..