Sirius Black Is Left Handed

they hate when u serve cunt and trauma (aka all the marauders)

In a situation where Madame Pomfrey make the Marauders sign some documents to save time the next time some of them ends up in the enfermary:

Madame Pomfrey: Ok Kids, Im gona need an emergency contact

Peter: Does it have to be our parents?

Madame Pomfrey: ... I guess it will do if it's just some close friend who I can call in an emergency

Sirius: Perfect

Madame Pomfrey: Can you tell me how is this person related to each of you?

Remus: I put one of my only mentally mature friends

Sirius: Oh so definitely not us... I put my brother

James (without even paying attention): I put my boyfrie...

All: ...

Peter: You have a boyfriend???!!!

Sirius: Who will be stupid enough to date you??!!

James: ...

Madame Pomfrey: ...

Madame Pomfrey: The three of you put the exact same person...

Sirius:

Remus:

James:

Remus: Wait...

Sirius: JAMES POTTER ARE YOU DATING MY BROTHER???!!!!!

reminders:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

writing fanfiction is the most fun awesome thing on earth. also terrible horrible awful one thousand agonies

james, on facetime w the boys: and this is the shrine i've made-dedicated to my husband. my husband that's been missing for months now. god, i miss him so much.

remus, w sirius in the frame looking concerned: is this why you called us...?

james: and this is where i sit and hope for his quick return to me. i still catch the smell of his cologne, like a ghost that haunts my now lonely home.

peter: ... james, do you need us to call someone??

james: and here is where i sit and weep, mourning every passing day without him. when will he return! i miss him too much!

regulus, coming back home from walking the dog: what the hell are you doing.

me after sitting in the sun for 5 minutes

i love the world so much. why do i often forget this

girl listens to phoebe bridgers and ethel cain at 9 am and wonders why she wants to slit her wrists

YAY FINALLY GOOD PETER CHARACTERIZATION

Aro ace Peter Pettigrew watching all of his friends freak out over their crushes while he researches cool bugs

you know a fic is good when it has this