*looks At Books* Too Tired For You *looks At Films* Too Tired For You *looks At Art Supplies* Too Tired

James: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Regulus: Okay.

James: And make out during the scary parts.

Regulus: Th-

Regulus: The scary parts.

Regulus: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

remember kids

Regulus Black and Remus Lupin would hate A.I.

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On Friendship.

James: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Regulus: Okay.

James: And make out during the scary parts.

Regulus: Th-

Regulus: The scary parts.

Regulus: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

being a tguy is SO crazy bcos gender envy for me is perfectly hand in hand w my thinsp0. like every emo tguy i wanna look like is skin and bones and i want 2 be that so bad

james, on facetime w the boys: and this is the shrine i've made-dedicated to my husband. my husband that's been missing for months now. god, i miss him so much.

remus, w sirius in the frame looking concerned: is this why you called us...?

james: and this is where i sit and hope for his quick return to me. i still catch the smell of his cologne, like a ghost that haunts my now lonely home.

peter: ... james, do you need us to call someone??

james: and here is where i sit and weep, mourning every passing day without him. when will he return! i miss him too much!

regulus, coming back home from walking the dog: what the hell are you doing.

"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

Gender is not the same as sex. Gender is what you identify with, while sex is what Sirius Black is having with Remus Lupin tonight. Stay tuned.

*Regulus finds out Voldemort was Tom Riddle*

Regulus: you’re NOT a pureblood?

Voldemort: well, no, but i am slytherin’s descendant. my father was a muggle—

Regulus: YOUR FATHER WAS A MUGGLE??

Regulus: AND YOUR MOTHER COULDN’T DO MAGIC??

Regulus: YOU’RE A QUARTER BLOOD

Voldemort: That’s not a thing

Regulus: Your nose is not a thing

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra