Low Quality Rebels Shitposts I Made For My Friend, Please Enjoy

there are some headcanons where it's like. 'i would enjoy this as a light seasoning in fic but certain chunks of the fandom have become more committed to this than the actual canon and made it load-bearing in scenarios where it simply doesn't make sense'.

what i want for kalluzeb in the mandalorian and grogu

hi i'm mentally ill over kalluzeb and here are some scenes i'd pitch in the writer's room of the mandalorian and grogu

OPTION ONE:

we don't see/hear kallus but when zeb meets grogu he says something like

zeb: what'd you say to your wife to let you adopt that thing?

din: i don't have a wife. why, do you want to convince your wife?

zeb: yeahhhhhhh....... my wifeeeeeeeee........

OPTION TWO:

can be either we only hear him (david o kallus please) or we hear him and see him (still want david o but i'm happy with anyone) over call with zeb and it can be something like

zeb: yeah, a mandalorian. and he's got this little green baby

kallus: i really hope you aren't getting any ideas

OPTION THREE:

can be used with either of the first two ideas or on it's own but i want zeb to drop that his ship is called the glimmer. his ass cannot fit into a normal x wing anyways so it's only fair

OPTION FOUR:

cancel the movie and have it just be three hours of kalluzeb married bickering on lira san

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

big plans tonight

Your honor, irrelevant

guys i love alexsandr kallus

BASICALLY

Long ago, my dumbass decided that id only post on my side blog (BAD IDEA) (DONT DO THAT) and now i dont use my main one EVER

Just putting that out there so that yall knows its me up in ur mentions

Go look at my cool account -> @cameoliob

how many horrible live action movies will it take for people to realize that animation is the best medium to have fantasy creatures because when everything is animated your suspension of disbelief works better

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And thus began the Kallus and Zavyn rivalry

(Ft. The Kallus party girl agenda)

(Referencing this post!!!!)

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College is so evil like fym I have to prioritize homework over my hobbies

(I'm in an art slump and I am very mad about it)