Give Us A Lil A5, D4, E5, H3, R1?

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bonus:

‪How to tell if you’re Bi:‬

‪You have an atomic number of 83‬

‪You’re pentavalent‬

You crystallize into repeating cube shapes‬

When your surface is exposed to oxygen it oxidizes into a rainbow‬

You are mildly radioactive with a half life longer than the age of the universe‬

Now that I’ve got a long-term video project off my plate, I can start another one!!  An animatic this time, since full-color finished animations take actual years. @v@ 

$1 patrons on Patreon will get(/have already gotten) WIPs and concept art for this project–I hope you’re excited for this tattooed nun and her huge demon boyfriend, because I sure am!

spent a whole day to animate this small clip from “CHURCH” animatic made by @toastyhat …I liked this sequence so much and I might do another small part as well XD

‪**Walking some place that we’ve never been**‬

‪8yo: “I’ve seen this before.”‬

‪Me:‬

‪8yo: “You know how sometimes you go to sleep and you see things in your dreams and then later on you see them for real? Like that.”‬

‪Me, quietly terrified: “Umm oh yeah! That’s called ‘Deja Vu’! Great!”‬

Hades v1.0 Launch Trailer (animation by @studiograckle)

ok but galaxy brain concept: if you finaggled ashivon's color palette around a little bit it'd be the bi flag which means ashivon said bi rights babey!!! happy pride month!!!!

shit dude he sure did :D

Bruce Wayne is so dumb. Billionaire playboy bachelor is such a stupid cover when stressed single parent is not only the truth but also easier to explain to all these rich folks.

All this weird in depth knowledge? Had to help with school presentations

Tired? Sleepy? Looks a bit sick? Huh yeah the youngst has the flu right now

Literally always has “my child is sick/home alone” as an excuse to not be anywhere and leave suddenly

No need to flirt with people

Can talk about children for hours and bore people away from paying attention

“So my child’s first languge is actually X so of course I had to learn it”

“Oh yeah, I was in Spain last week. Lovely country.”

“Really??? Didn’t see any pictures from you.”

“I don’t want my children exposed to the media storm”

Buying weird stuff!!!!

“Oh yeah, Jason’s super into DIY right now, we’re at the hardware store every week basically”

Bottom line Single Dad is the bet cover he could have had and DC has to ruin it

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A long-ish rant about deities in D&D

One thing that always bothered me about the various deities in D&D that there is almost no myth attached to them. The deities of D&D are a bit too understandable and logical. They’re just high level characters who also picked up the ability to grant divine spells because reasons I guess, with motivations and interests in the real world, but no myth attached to them.

Which is kinda boring, because myth is so important in religion. When you read about the shit that Mystra or Kelemvor or Cyric did during the Time of Troubles, it’s just that, shit they did, with 100% real and observable consequences, mostly in the way of eating other deities’ portfolios or shifting around the seating order in the pantheon or something, but no mythic resonance to it.

I always liked the sort of idea that deities exist on a level that is not entirely literal and heavily couched in metaphor, and that events in the real world are reflections of what happens on the divine level and vice versa.

Like, on the material plane some people just slowly adopted an agrarian way of life replacing their previous hunter-gatherer lifestyle giving rise to the establishment of the very first cities, which also lead to a shift in religious practice away from the gods of nature and towards gods that had more relevance to life within a city, but on the divine plane it was a full-on war with the gods of nature and the new-fangled city gods duking it out, and both of these are true.

Maybe on the material plane there never was a time when death didn’t exist and people were immortal so the gods had to kill the deity of life to stop more immortal people being born as a consequence of which death was first introduced into the world, but like, that literally happened in the divine realm! Or, like, literally in a metaphorical sense, because as I said the divine realm is all about metaphor.

And like maybe you rarely see the sun and the moon in the sky at the same time because the goddess of the moon is awfully shy and the goddess of the sun is constantly trying to find her because THEY SHOULD BE GIRLFRIENDS

The Adventure Zone: Amnesty but with Magnus Chase style chapter titles

Please Do Not Set Fire to the Birthday Boy

When Chewbacca Met Bigfoot

Have You Tried Hurling Literal Shit at the Superbear?

I Agreed to Help Save The World and All I Got Was This Dumb Embroidered Tree

We Interrupt This Monster Attack for A Brief Interlude of Sword Puns

Hey Kid, Lemme See Your Ankles

PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Towel

Thank You for Not Petting Heathcliff the Enchanter

These Are A Few of My Favorite Waterparks

Opportunity Knocks, but Destiny Shows Up in Your Bedroom in the Middle of the Night to Yell at You About Interplanetary Doom

Anyway, Soup

Death by Gatorade

Jetpack vs. Pizza Hut

Damn, Mothman, You Live Like This?

Boom, Touched It! Almost Died! Worth It. 

Duck Duck Goat

Never Give a Goatman Gardening Equipment

You Leave My Friend Alone or I’ll Punch Him So Hard He Grows Wings

To Minimize Injury While Monster Hunting, Use Proper Headgear

You Don’t Deserve to Meet My Therapy Puppets

Maybe It’s a Concussion, Maybe It’s Krampus

Skitchy Business

Yep, He’s Dead, But Don’t Worry, I Know Reiki

butts butts butts butts butts butts butts

Blob Lies

Terrible Harm

Beam Me Down, Beefcake

Good Thing We Had This Spare Player Character Locked in the Basement

And Then I Had to Take a Math Test Naked, So What’s That Mean, Prophetically Speaking?

Counterpoint: I’m a Harp Seal

Spoiler Warning for Final Fantasy VII

According to my Calculations, Violence is the Answer

Don’t Go Through the Portal, There’s a Real Big Bug in There

Are You There, Aubrey? It’s Me, God

So We’re on a Spaceship, Right, I’m Freaking Out, Beacon’s on a Rampage, and We’ve Still Got Half an Episode Left

Epilogue: A World of Pure Imagination

Part 1: The Adventure Zone Balance but with Percy Jackson style chapter titles