Have You Read The New File? It's On Nano. It's Literally On Vim. It's On Less Without Editing. It's Literally

THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TO MAKE THE FRICKIN GIRLS GAY

ESTROGEN IS TURNING OUR GIRLS INTO WOMEN!!

they're closer to satan

Amtrak hates elves and I need to know what you think about them

idgaf abt elves i am using all my focus on hating gnomes i HATE gnomes stupid fucking gnomes i hate them and while im at it i hate smurfs too and honestly yeah why not throw elves in there. Man fuck elves but mostly fuck gnomes

she fork on my git til i commit

If my gender was an aur package, it would have the "-git" suffix

hey! hi! hello there!

i understand there are a lot of emotions going around re: a famous author, but if people could curtail their impulse to start claiming anyone who writes disturbing literature should be 'iNvEsTiGatEd' that would be phenomenal

mfs out here trying to deplatform every horror author who doesn't put a footnote at the bottom of every page apologising for their work. you know? like, actually let's not do another satanic panic, as a treat

shits wild (positive)

that's it, post over, everyone go home

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon

terfs and radfems keep calling me a #notallmen pick-me misogynist and IRL misogynists keep calling me a libtard sjw feminazi and here my dumb ass is floating down the river on the Don’t Be A Dickhead dinghy trynna drink my fucking juice

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work