Oh Man We're Going Places

Ultra Violet, looking at the fridge: I like your kid’s drawing of that weird dog

Nya: we don’t have a kid and little Wu doesn’t draw-

Jay, crying: it’s a giraffe for god’s sake

Wu: who is Morro and why does he want to kill Lloyd

Garmadon: fuck that who’s Lloyd

Wu: i suppose I look for four dumbasses and tell them to save the world

Ninjago but teenager Wu and Garmadon don’t have encyclopedic knowledge about the future, they’re given memes and oddly specific headcanons and the greenflame ship war and they have to figure it all out from there

Kai: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Cole: definetly strong

Jay: no, definetly weak

Nya: definetly stupid

Garmadon: Yeeted

Wu: yote

Garmadon: yeeted

Wu: yote

The first spinjitzu master: please I just want to know who threw Wu’s sword over the wall

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

Japanese Pixal is something I didn’t know I needed until now

So, Japanese Ninjago huh....

Misako: number fifteen-

Jay and Kai, in frightening unison: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger

Wake me up-

INSIDE- Kai, Cole, Harumi, UltraViolet, Chamille, Tox, Dogshank, Bansha, Garmadon, Iron Baron, Faith, Acronix, Ray

(Can’t wake up)- Mr. E, Clouse, Shadow, Neuro, Flintlocke, Ronin, Machia, Pythor

When September ends- Zane, Nya, Skylor, Morro, Soul Archer, Wu, Nadakhan, Yang, Krux, Pixal, Maya

before you go go- Jay, Misako, Chen, Dareth, Ghoultar, Karlof, Cyrus Borg, Scales, Scales Jr., Lloyd, Echo Zane, Ed, Edna