I Don’t Want A ROMANTIC PARTNER. I Want A DEAR FRIEND I Can Use As A HUMAN WEIGHTED BLANKET

Paleontologist: I became a paleontologist because dinosaurs are cool

Astronomer: I became an astronomer because space is cool

Chemist: I became a chemist because explosions are cool

Archeologist: I became an archeologist because Indiana Jones is cool

Mycologist: I. Fucking. LOVE. Mushrooms.

Paleontologist: Uh…

Mycologist: IWillLiterallyMurderYouJustSoICanWatchFungiBreakDownYourDecayingRemainsDon’tTestMeBoneBoy

spalted wood - discoloured patterns in the wood that occur naturally when an infestation of fungus colonise a tree and extract nutrients from it, leaving behind a map of their battlefield

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Me and the bad bitch I pulled by failing to properly defend myself against parasitic organisms.

I'm always taken aback when someone asks me if I have a boyfriend because I've convinced myself so much that people perceive me as a sexless entity roaming the mortal world in search of something incomprehensible that I'm surprised the people around me see me as like.... a cishet

This post helped me in the past, I hope it can help you too!

Might come in handy. Whoever posted this, THANKS A LOT!

rb to fungus your followers

(they deserve it) (they have been very good)