Wisteria Trees Are So Enchanting

Emma Thompson in Much Ado About Nothing (1993) dir. Kenneth Branagh

Transbaikal Region, Russia by Armen Zakharov

Elrond be like: I am 4/8 human, 3/8 elf, and 1/8 angel. My mother is a bird and my father is the North Star. My twin brother was the first king of Atlantis but somehow I seem to be more famous than him. I am one of three ringbearers, the other two being the female version of Feanor and a guy who loves fireworks. My foster father is a crazy homeless guy who likes music and his whole family is dead. My many-greats grandnephew is in love with my daughter. No one can tell my sons apart. I like waterfalls and am both a glorified innkeeper and a top-notch doctor. I am the voice of reason no one listens to.

Keiss Castle

is a partially ruined castle in Scotland, which stands on sheer cliffs overlooking Sinclair’s Bay less than one mile north of Keiss village centre, Caithness, Highland,

© Adam Jason

“Red is the color of lust, but green is what lust leaves behind, in heart, in womb. Green is what is left when ardor fades, when passion dies, when we die, too.”

The Green Knight (2021) dir. David Lowery

CARY ELWES as WESTLEY ⤷ THE PRINCESS BRIDE(1987) dir. Rob Reiner

VIGGO MORTENSEN

as Aragorn, in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

Isle of Skye, Scotland (@isle.of.skye.scotland IG)