Jericrew Group Chat

cardan’s letters to jude in a nutshell

That’s a waste of pap— that’s a waste of grief, begging, love and I quote, “indiscreet promises”

the “I expect you to come back now that everything is settled” letter

lol the “I want you to come back but I don’t want to say it so just come be angry at me closer” letter

The second half part though- 😭. the “just come home I don’t care what you do to me but just COME BAAAACK” letter

Cardan be like: tf does this queen think she is not responding to my letters, AKA the “YOU HAVE NEVER DONE MORE OF A SIN THAN THIS JUDE DUARTE” letter

Also cardan: yeah I’m doing something wrong, how about I address this to The High Queen of Elfhame, ha this will definitely work AKA the most heartfelt, poetic and longest letter

At this point cardan just gave up and started doing what he does best: writing Jude’s name in an angry, passionate and grieving fashion. This is called the, “ I give up you win” letter.

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I bet he also thinks coolsville sucks.

more thunderbolts* tweets

Ok now I'm really pissed off. I don't know if you are aware but the Netflix Engagement Report just came out a couple of days ago, indicating what people watched on Netflix over a six month period (from Jan to June 2023). Turns out that Shadow & Bone S2 managed to get 192.900.000 hours viewed (which is A LOT by Netflix standards in case you were wondering) in these 6 months which is only slightly less of series like Vikings: Valhalla S2 and XO, Kitty S1 that were both renewed, and made more hours of visualisation than series like Sweet Tooth S2 or Emily in Paris S3 that also got both renewed.

Not to mention the enormous uproar that there has been since Netflix announced the cancellation of Shadow & Bone on every single social media platform in addition to the incredible engagement that the series had while streaming. So don't come at me with the pathetic excuse "there weren't enough views", because clearly there were, so there had to be some other reason that the platform does not want to disclose.

This is the link, if you are interested.

let's recap what we've learned about the United States in the last few days.

things that are terrorism:

allegedly shooting a healthcare CEO whose company generated more pure profit (not revenue, profit) in a year than the GDP of 94 countries, exclusively by denying coverage to people who pay for it

a 42-year-old mother of 2 using the wrong combination of 7 words during a heated conversation with a call center employee at a health insurance company who was in the process of denying her health coverage.

things that are not terrorism:

mass shooting in a Black church to incite a race war

going to a BLM protest specifically to kill protestors

a neo-nazi running over a crowd of people, killing a woman

targeting and killing 23 latinos in an el paso, texas walmart

killing 12 people in a theatre, shooting 58 others, rigging your apartment with explosives

a QAnon groyper killing 7 and shooting ~50 at a 4th of July parade

killing 3 people and shooting several others at a Planned Parenthood in defense of the unborn

stalking someone relentlessly and then killing them and their child despite months of the victim making police reports

any one of the 1,200 murders committed by US police yearly, the vast majority being minorities

tightening your border while ~100 immigrants (including children) drown every year in the Rio Grande

United Healthcare killing an unnknowable number of elderly people by using faulty AI to deny medically necessary coverage

Aetna killing a woman by refusing to cover her cancer care

Blue Cross killing a 6-year-old by denying her appendicitis surgery

Cigna killing a 17-year-old child by denying her liver transplant

the pharmaceutical industry killing half a million people with opioids in the name of producing revenues in 2023 that rivaled the GDPs of countries like Spain, Mexico, and Australia.

the United States killing 45,000 people a year because they can't access health coverage

make sure you keep this guide handy the next time you find yourself interacting with your insurance company or any other millionaire, billionaire, or an individual who is part of a protected class such as a CEO or president of a corporation.

Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

obsessed with this letterboxd review for CHALLENGERS (2024) by rocky/WAYSTIAR

WHITE COLLAR | 1.06 "All In"

“that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay